NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

Translator: “The supply chain is broken.”
Observer: “How about the other things?”
Translator: “Er, um, gotta go now.”

The Speaker of the House blames mass shootings on “no-fault divorce laws,” “feminism,” and Roe v. Wade.

What a pathetic frightened little man.

Weird. I would have thought it was because of easy access to guns. But WTF do I know?

Or that he’s the one accusing Blacks of crimes or demanding innocent Blacks be put to death.

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Kudos to you for figuring that one out. That’s a hell of a party game, though, isn’t it, figuring out what his gibberish means.

Should also go into the Party of Evil thread

I’ll take “Things That Never Happened” for $600, Ken.

Even if they’re ‘not allowed to do that’ (do what? wear maga hats? wear hats indoors?), I have to assume they’d be allowed to if the Commander-In-Chief requested it.

Putting aside the idea that wearing a hat indoors is bad manners, which I know is ridiculous in regards to Trump.

And against protocol, at least for Navy and Marines (not sure about the other branches).

or orders it…

A Michigan state legislator shared a story from one of his constituents about an illegal immigrant, apparently a doctor of some sort, who having been separated from his convinced a 10-year-old boy to hide him in his house, got him drunk, and induced him to steal a van to help him escape from the authorities, and who is currently at large with his family.

This is, of course, the plot of E.T. - the Extraterrestrial.

The polls closed in South Carolina at 7 pm EST.

( So, which one of those two Palmetto Bugs is in the lead? )

More on Cheato’s appeal to black voters:

#FoxNews says trump new sneakers connect to #BlackVoter because we love #sneakers :thinking::face_with_raised_eyebrow:. I thought this was fake until I heard it!

His ass?

Does anyone remember the short-lived Clerks animated series? There was an episode where Jay sues the Quick Stop and Randall, acting as Dante’s lawyer, tries to get an all-black jury to empathize with Dante by telling them how much he loves grape soda and welfare and hates paying child support.

I’m getting the same vibes here. “So, what are you blacks into? Crime? Me too!”

The punchline setup there had to be illegal alien, right?

Remember, CPAC are also the ones who used a stage in the shape of the official symbol of the American Nazi Party.

…there something you wanna tell us, Junior?

Every accusation is a confession.