Wait, isn’t Iowa one of the states that couldn’t wouldn’t afford lunches for poor children this summer?
“Hey, the math teacher got 10X the other day.”
“The math teacher? Ten times what?”
Hugh Hewitt says the governor of Georgia should strongarm Fani Willis into dropping the case against Loser Donald by threatening to pardon him.
The governor of Georgia, of course, does not have the power to issue pardons.
Hugh Hewitt - "In March 2020, after Joe Biden won the South Carolina presidential primary, Hewitt predicted that Biden’s victory would be of little benefit to his campaign and that Bernie Sanders would perform strongly on Super Tuesday; after Biden took the lead on Super Tuesday and eventually won the Democratic nomination, Politico named Hewitt’s predictions among “the most audacious, confident and spectacularly incorrect prognostications about the year”.[21]’ - wiki
More in his article - flip flopper on Trump, friend and defender of Scott Pruitt (Mr. Fox in charge of the EPA hen house under Trump), Christian, writes about Georgia but doesn’t live there fired from MSNBC, Faux New guest.
Thanks! 
“Let them eat lead!”
Well, they can wash it down with lead-flavored water as well.
This did make me laugh right at my desk on this cloudy, rainy Saturday morning. One thing about these guys-- they’re consistent! (Gift link)
The House Majority Retreat turned out to be excruciatingly on-brand for the Republican majority. Republicans could not assemble a majority of the majority and so the thing they were hoping to do together wound up not happening. (This has been a theme of late!) Some refused to attend on the grounds that “retreat” was something they vowed to their constituents never to do, and that they would not look at a dictionary about it on the grounds that the dictionary was “the largest of books and thus the most deadly.” When told that “retreat” was actually a gathering to figure out how to work together, they said that this was even worse.
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Okay, it’s Alexandra Petri, so may not be factually, literally, hand-on-Bible-true in every respect. But pretty funny anyway.
They seem to realize what the rest of us already know: they’re a bunch of stuffy, backward, cranky old killjoys, and spending time with them would be no fun at all. And nothing will get accomplished anyway.
Well, to be fair, there were probably multiple reasons for the non-attendance:
- Family friendly? No hookers, no happy ending massage? No thanks.
- No cameras? No opportunity to get my face in the media? What’s the point?
- I would probably end up punching one of those asshole Freedom Caucus morons in the face, so… no.
- Trump told me not to go
- Unable to read or comprehend invitation
Fuck you, you stochastic terrorist!
Hey, I only meant it figgertible.
Fuck you, you stochastic terrorist!
I’m getting more of a Jonestown vibe.
If I don’t get that promotion there will be a bloodbath
If she won’t go out with me there will be a bloodbath
If you don’t give me a full refund there will be a bloodbath
How do I level up to where I can shout things like that with impunity?
Become a former president.
Yeah that’s completely normal.
Can’t wait for the Republicans to come out and say he didn’t mean what he said.
More likely, they will claim he didn’t even say what he said.
Nah I don’t think Obama, Clinton or W. could get away with that.
You need to become a cult leader.
What’s fascinating (in a sad way) to me is how when it finally dawns on the clown that what he said is pretty horrible, he says he “was just joking”. Really? He has never, not even once, told a joke.
Are we not counting “I am a very stable genius”?