Or mass seppuku.
Of course not. The dumbass actually believes it so it can’t be a joke. We’re not counting him being a joke as him telling one either.
Too foreign. Unless they start selling Trump branded knives. And T-shirts reading Bloodbath & Beyond.
To be fair, they probably haven’t tried either.
A one-time Trump critic, Moreno, a wealthy Cleveland businessman, supported Marco Rubio for president in the 2016 Republican primary, and once tweeted that listening to Trump was “like watching a car accident that makes you sick, but you can stop looking.” In 2021, NBC News reported on an email exchange around the time of Trump’s first presidential run in which Moreno referred to Trump as a “lunatic” and a “maniac.”
On Saturday, however, Moreno praised Trump as a “great American” and railed against those in his party who have been critical of the former president,
The Republican Party: Come for the Low Taxes, Stay for the Hypocrisy!
I could see all of them warning about a “political bloodbath”, but we’d all know it wasn’t literal.
nicely done
I’m picturing a dotted line across the abdomen.
I am picturing the mess of the mass-seppuku. What do we do with all that? Should we take all the disembowelments, stitch them together and stretch them out along the border to discourage trespass, via ick-factor?
(and, which border)
Guts Across America?
Clowns do not tell jokes.
Clowns are jokes.
Can Corey Hart get litigious over this?
So - there’s this, NFTs, gold sneakers (and of course the earlier wine, steaks, etc) - what’s next, then? Never Say Never Bronzer? Freedom Diapers?
Interesting - from this CNBC article, apparently:
Sure - there could be simiilar numbers on the Democratic side, possibly. Minus Trumpian grift, though.
Victory 47 Cologne.
Honestly, I’m not even sure if this is real:
I hate to imagine what it smells like. 
“It’s going to be the biggliest mass suicide EVAR! Jim ain’t got nothing on me! Big burly men crawled on their hands and knees with bloody tears…”
I’m going to stop right there I could riff off this for a while.
Too bad GG Allin (or Gwar?) wasn’t still around to go on tour with Paul McCartney.
In the morning, I heard it smells like napalm.
I think you’ve hit upon the Ultimate Grift:
SHOW PRESIDENT TRUMP HOW MUCH YOU LOVE HIM IN YOUR LAST MOMENTS! ONLY $5,000 FOR A TRUMP-BRANDED KNIFE ($25,000 FOR AN AUTOGRAPH IN GENUINE SHARPIE), OR $2,500 FOR A “CUT ALONG THE DOTTED LINE” T-SHIRT!!! COME ON, WHAT GOOD IS MONEY GONNA DO YA ANYWAY???!!!???
(Probably wouldn’t hold a candle to actual copy.)
Slight hijack-I knew a kid in my church group who had a “cut along the dotted line” tattoo with the line. Always wondered what happened to him.
That’s what happens when you cut off contact.