NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

From Dan Goldman, Democratic member of the committee:

" I just left the interview of Devon Archer and I was the only member who stayed for the whole time. These are the facts:

(1) Archer testified that Joe Biden NEVER discussed any business with Hunter and his associates

(2) there was no bribe from Burisma to Joe or Hunter

This investigation has uncovered ZERO evidence connected to President Biden

In fact, the evidence is clear that President Biden had nothing to do with Hunter’s businesses."

Oh, you and your stupid facts.

We need to believe a person who did not attend the hearing at all. Only they can tell us what really happened at the hearing.

No, that’s too direct. You need someone who heard it from someone who retweeted it from someone who didn’t attend the hearing.

“… from someone who didn’t attend the hearing’s dog walker’s hairdresser’s nanny’s cousin.”

LAPTOP!!!1!!

A gay doctor is leaving a southern state because of its anti-LGBTQ legislation:

He’s a pediatric heart surgeon, apparently one of only three in Louisiana. This is interesting because of all the blather from wacko conservatives about how they want to protect children. Unfortunately, that seems to come in the form of targeting those who are trans or gay, or banning books from schools and libraries.

Yet here they have motivated someone to leave whose absence might ACTUALLY harm children. And I imply no responsibility for this on the doctor - I think he’s quite right to head elsewhere.

If these assholes really cared about children they would push for universal free school lunch and access to health care. Instead they focus their idiocy on LGBTQ people and it’s quite possible Louisiana will suffer for it.

I think I have discovered the flaw in your logic.

A gay pediatric doctor? Pfft, you mean groomer? (Is what they will say)

He works on their hearts, so, yeah, a groomer.

Just describe his job in unflattering terms, and it pretty much writes itself.

“So let me get this straight (natch): You want me to feel bad about a gay man who literally drugs infants into a stupor, lays them out on a table, and then cuts into their hearts?

I just have to say, if I was a kid and some doc fixed something in my heart making me feel loads better, I’d be mighty fond of him or her.

I read a memoir some years ago by a pediatric heart surgeon and he said by far, his favorite procedure was an atrial septal defect repair because the results were so dramatic. A kid goes in listless, gasping, possibly edema from the chest on down, and wakes up much pinker, full of life and, despite the stitched-up incisions, downright chipper.

But, after their encounters with him, the children are often scarred for life.

So that woke doctor is choosing to put divisive politics over the health and well-being of his patients? /s

That’s where the best adrenochrome is, duh…

Only because we dont have a Fucking Insane Republican Idea thread, I’ll just put this here:

Kari Lake says skip the impeachment of Joe Biden, just decertify the 2020 election and reinstate Trump. That was from today, not two years ago.

Heck, Why stop there. Decertify Obama, Clinton, Carter. Put Nixon’s head in a jar on the desk in the oval office.

Since it’s so easy, pull the plug on Johnson; does away with that Social Security/Medicare boondoggle. Eisenhower was kind of RINO, maybe boot him and Truman. DEWEY WINS!!!

I hope no one tells Marge, she’ll be all over this like trash on burn pit.

This is likely the STUPIDEST Republican Idea of all time. Sheesh.

Wouldn’t it be easier to just decertify Trump’s election and put Hillary in office? :wink:

Remember this insanity from 23 years ago?

Self-styled vigilantes attacked the home of a hospital paediatrician after apparently confusing her professional title with the word “paedophile”, it emerged yesterday.