Don’t forget to make it an annual subscription service as well. They’ll have to buy a code when they replace the battery, and the thing starts beeping annoyingly if they don’t.
Bonus points if you make it the Konami Code, and wait until some Conspiracy Theorist notices.
You will rake in dollars with methamphetamine all over them!
That’s easy. Start a casino, do the laundry there with money, or something.
Trump: “Mail-in voting is corrupt.”
Lara Trump: “Trump is now “very much embracing early voting.”
Messaging discipline seems to be a foreign concept for the Trump party.
Even better:
Discipline seems to be a foreign concept for the Trump party.
“We have always been been at war with Eastasia.”
Plus the Trump family have been voting by mail in the last few elections themselves.
When they change the war banners, not everyone gets the news at the exact same time.
Somebody should let them know that they can use the internet for more than just spreading propaganda. And tell them to stop using smoke signals and messenger pigeons.
While I think he’s trying to use Joe’s ‘cocaine habit’ as an excuse for why Sleepy Joe never seems to be all that sleepy, and it won’t surprise me if he floats the idea that Hunter is probably his dealer and needs to be investigated.
My theory is that someone is about to come forward with proof of his drug usage. Last time he accused Joe of doing cocaine (when they found some in the basket people empty their pockets into), we found out the White House was running a pill mill during his [Trump’s] administration.
If Trump brings this up in a more formal setting (ie debates), Biden should say “I’ll take a drug test, right now, and release the results to the media, if you do the same thing.”
I can’t speak to Biden, but I’m quite sure Trump would fail it assuming he doesn’t currently (hence the ‘right now’ part) have a prescription for all the adderall he’s taking which will show up as amphetamines, just like meth or speed.
I tried cocaine a couple times. My experience suggests that ShitGibbon’s accufession is without basis. Coke lasts for about 20 minutes, then you feel like shit and need another boost. I did not watch the SotU, but I understand that Joe the President spoke for quite a bit longer than one would normally be up on coke and did not show signs of the come-down.
He had one of those insulin auto-injection thingies under his shirt only it was loaded with coke.
I agree, this is pretty much all the proof we need to know that Trump is using drugs to amp himself up for speeches.
Every Accusation Is A Confession.
Yes, do let’s fight among ourselves ahead of a major election, after we’ve had so much trouble getting things done.
The Sniffler is accusing others of drug use? Pull the other one.
No, neither of these things needs to happen, neither a debate nor Biden engaging with trump over trump’s stupid ideas.
I see that MTG is using the old tried and true “People are asking” trope.
People are saying that MTG is actually five raccoons wearing a skinsuit they found in a rancid dumpster behind Taco Bell. I’m not saying I believe that, but I’ve definitely read it somewhere.
I’ve definitely read that, so we have confirmation. Here is the citation.