Maybe with a netherly-placed band-aid?
Biden is urging people to stay safe, and not look directly at the sun during today’s eclipse.
I wonder how many MAGAts will defiantly stare directly at the sun and suffer eye damage?
“Biden can’t tell me what to do!”
Google Trump squinting into the sun. A Moran.
And you know that had to be immediately following being told not to.
Best glasses puter oner ever!
If they suffer significant vision loss, we can offer to help them with the ballots that they cannot read.
I guess nobody told Trump that “abortion should be left up to the states” was just a lie Republicans were using to try to sound reasonable while they worked on a nationwide ban, because he’s endorsed it as his official position and the cultists are flipping out on him.
https://www.meidastouch.com/news/anti-abortion-activists-rip-trump
But I’m gonna take a wild-ass guess and make the prediction that they will still vote for him.
I’m going to guess that Trump will flip-flop and make 4 different policy statements on abortion, all of them contradictory. And his supporters will just pick the one they like the best and vote for him.
That checks out. And it’s what many of us have already been expecting even before he announced an announcement.
Fox Newz sez that at the end of Loser Donald’s second term he would “leave office just like he did the last time”.
You know, when he tried to overthrow the government.
Finally, someone tells the Truth about earthquakes!
Speaking on his show, Giuliani said: “We were in the communist state of New York and then we were in Connecticut and we just escaped all the earthquakes then we got to Massachusetts which probably had some earthquakes and we got to New Hampshire where there were no earthquakes which is telling me that somebody’s sending us a message.”
“The communist states are getting earthquakes. Look at California. You can’t have more earthquakes than California. You want to figure out why?”
That just testifies to how much of a master planner God is. He knew at the dawn of time that Communism would one day become a thing, so he created a fertile land where major tectonic plates meet and then ensured that the ancestors of the people who would eventually become Communists would settle there so that the earthquakes would warn them to change their ways.
One might ask why he didn’t simply prevent the invention of Communism, or whether he’s even opposed to Communism at all seeing that Jesus told people a rich man cannot enter heaven and his disciples shared all they owned among themselves, but that’s just part of the plan. Hari Seldon’s got nothin’ on YHVH, baby.
And don’t forget Seldon’s ultimate successor created the Zeroth Law. You can’t be more communist than that!
So God creates earthquakes to punish “communist” states. Cool. But doesn’t He also send tornadoes against God-fearing conservative heartland states?
Are earthquakes from God and tornadoes from Satan? But that goes against the standard iconography of God being in the sky and Satan being in the bowels of the earth. So what gives?
You know who else lives in the heavens? Ishtar! And, as we all remember from a few months ago, YHVH banished Ishtar from our dimension thousands of years ago, but she was able to return in the late '60s because of GAY, which means that all tornadoes, hurricanes, torrential downpours, and high pollen count incidents of the last 55 years or so are definitely her fault.
https://www.art-critique.com/en/2023/11/littleton-new-hampshire-home-of-demonic-rainbow-portals/
That looks insane.
Especially the thing about rainbows. While the bible is vague about most natural phenomena, it explicitly says that rainbows are a sign from God - specifically, a sign of the covenant between God and Man, and a promise that the world will not be destroyed again like it was in the flood. There is no possible interpretation of Genesis that doesn’t say that rainbows are a good thing.
Which just allows me to cite one of my favorite tweet-and-reply pairings of all time, because gays stole the rainbow from God and it’s theirs now and they won’t give it back. 
That would be an amazing heist film.
Migrants are like ninjas, just waiting to infiltrate under cover of darkness.