NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

Tennessee has sent a bill preventing first cousins from marrying to the governor. Why is this a priority? And of course, they twist it into an anti-LGBTQ issue.

Why does an angel need a utility belt?!? And what looks like a knock-off light saber.

At least he’s wearing his nappy.

When I saw the “hooha” act, I was expecting there to be a theme. I am disappoint.

But can he dress himself, yet?

Dan

If it is a nappy, it really needs to be larger. I foresee tremendous leakage.

Only the best leakage.

Ah, so that is a turd “filling it out”.

When I saw the list (here) I figured they were going for an Arrested Development joke.

Notice that the one about dishwashers is the SUDS Act.

Note: Gino Bulso’s grand-parents were first cousins who had moved to Tennessee specifically to get married.

One for the wet wipes, one for the fresh diaper.

Reading this laundry list (no pun intended) I assumed that they were links to a parody site. Poe’s law I guess. It’s actually interesting to read the first link to watch the sausage getting made.

There were two proposed name changes (one Rep. one Dem. no points for guessing which was which.)

  • Republicans Raising Energy Bills for American Families Act
  • Make Appliances Great Again Act

and also an attempt to attach Ukraine funding.

What’s with the anti-Boebert banner?

Spin it as paying for all the washing machines the Russians stole early in the war.

Weaponize American Spin-cycle Hygiene for Ukrainian Patriots Act.

As a bit of a late bump it should be noted that while the chemtrail conspiracy theory is total bullshit, I just saw the following article that reports, that there was at least one government sponsored experiments of atmospheric geoengineering. So the bill isn’t complete bullshit.

Wisconsin public school district puts “Christians only” notice in job listing for new superintendent.

Gotta love this part, too:

Meanwhile, the chair of a Wisconsin chapter of Moms for Liberty … falsely claimed Christians are now being excluded from the search.

Yep, when you don’t get to be oppressors it means you’re being oppressed. Fucking whiny snowflakes.

Is there going to be a test?

They splash holy water on you and see if you sizzle.