Loser Donald forgets what lies he’s supposed to be telling and admits on camera that Mar-a-Lago isn’t worth $1.8 billion like he’s being criminally charged for saying it is.
Only knowing who is in charge of the House automatically makes me think these are bad things. Like, I would support a “Refrigerator Freedom Act” that banned internet connectivity.
Before today, I never really wondered what kind of asshole would welcome people to his home by telling them how much it costs, but now I know anyway.
The republicans want it enshrined in law that they can separate the whites from the coloreds.
Okay, that was good.
I’m too sex for my flag too sexy for my flag and I don’t brag
I’m too sexy for my belt my grand little utility belt
I’m the pres and you know what I mean
As I do my little grift on the Twitter on the Xitter yeah
Send me your cash on the twitter
Minnie Pearl (wiki link) was famous for wearing a hat with a price tag on it. The key thing to note here is she did it as a joke and everyone knew it was a joke. Tan the Conman has never–not even once–in his life told a joke. That’s because to joke requires one to understand and even display this nifty thing known as human emotion.
I wouldn’t be surprised, at this point in American politics, if it were to happen.
You’ve heard of gastric reflux disease, no doubt. I think I just exerienced a similar condition (similar in that it feels like vomit came up to the throat and then receded): drastic repulse deflection.
Love this part: “ Mr Blanche had complained earlier this week that the man that he believed the former investigator Mr Rosenberg had displayed a “flippant and dismissive approach” to his subpoena “despite ample experience with the criminal justice system that should have instilled in him respect for this process and a criminal defendant’s rights”. 
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If I had gotten a wrong subpoena, I would have made a point of showing up in court just to publicly embarrass the idiot lawyers in open court…
Reporter: “Are you pro-choice or pro-life?”
Loser Donald: (word salad about Ronald Reagan)
Unlike the many times Trump has said he was being sarcastic to cover something, he was actually being sarcastic here.
Let me expand on this a tad. When someone tells a joke, they’re looking for an emotional reaction from the audience of humans. The joke teller, therefore, is concerned about the audience’s reaction, emotions, and humanity. For 77 years thus far, there is exactly zero evidence that Tan the Conman has any such concern. His only concern, his only adoration, his only respect, his only love is for himself and himself alone.
At the rallies, when Trump insults people, he often pauses for the audience to laugh.
To people with the absolute lowest moral sensibilities and maturity, or maybe just a more medieval sense of humor, these might be considered “jokes”.
Exactly. Fifth Grade “jokes”—“Hey, Billy, your butt stinks!” Comedic genius. One might even say stable comedic genius.
I get the impression he actually believes the crap he says and thus he’s waiting for confirmation, recognition of his gloriousness. We’ve already seen his reaction to an audience laughing at something he’s said (at the United Nations). No, that man is not one who know what a joke is.
Seriously, I’m finding myself wondering which lawyer 'twas who advised him to say he was joking. It certainly cannot be one of those he’s already fired or who’s left on their own.
I think he’s only waiting for a reaction to judge which lines to use again. And again. And again. And…
Performative stock buying: Marjorie Taylor Greene held Trump stock. Now that it's tanking, she won't say what happened to it.
Invest in your President!
COLUMBUS, Ohio (AP) — President Joe Biden’s reelection campaign is wrangling with Republican-dominated state governments in Ohio and Alabama to assure he is listed on their fall ballots, as once-mundane procedural negotiations get caught up in the nation’s fractious politics.
Both states, which carry a combined 26 electoral votes, have deadlines for appearing on the ballot that precede the Democratic National Convention from Aug. 19 to Aug. 22 in Chicago. Lawyers for Biden’s campaign have asked their secretaries of state to accept provisional certifications before the cutoff, which would then be updated once Biden is formally nominated.
That’s where things have gotten sticky. Election chiefs in both states have identified solutions that are putting Democrats in the tenuous position of asking Republicans for help. Though former President Donald Trump is favored to win both states, any absence of a sitting president from the ballot could sway faith in the electoral outcome.
It also raises the question: Will the divided parties be able to cooperate for the sake of voters?
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Good fucking grief. 
Moses Mike goes on Fox News to talk about how he wants to pass a law making it illegal for noncitizens to vote - and Fox puts the text of the law that already does that onscreen with him.
I don’t know what his actual plan is, but he said you’ll have to prove you’re a citizen, which to my ears, sounds like a Voter ID law.
He’s going to legislate that all polling stations must have a brown paper bag stapled to the entrance, and you might be a lighter tone than the bag to be allowed in.
