I looked up “they” in the dictionary one time.
It said “those ones”.
Not to be confused with the giant irradiated ants.
Brawndo was the official sponsor of the RNC.
Hey, Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho was actually a pretty good President. He saw that his nation was in a crisis, saw that something had to be done about it, and saw that he himself wasn’t capable of doing it, so he found the best-qualified person available and tasked him with solving this big, important problem. Which worked.
I would greatly prefer Pres Camacho over a second round of Trump.
I’m curious which cabinet position Hulk Hogan will be appointed? Secretary of Pain Brotha?
I kind of doubt that the head of the World Wildlife Fund said anything of the sort.
I’ve heard it opined that this sham-trial verdict might actually speed up Gershkovich’s return, as having him be ‘a convicted criminal’ puts him in the position of being an acceptable pawn in Putin’s Hostages Traded for Russian Operatives program.
Which is not entirely relevant to the point that Donald Trump says he has the ability to bring Gershkovich home-----he just won’t do so unless he’s given the Presidency first.
Whadda guy.
Kimberly Guilfoyle believes D-Day was an attack on communism. (Link goes to a video on X, but not to her account.)
She actually said:
It is no wonder that the heroes who stormed the beaches of Normandy and face down communism , sadly say they don’t recognize our country anymore.
As I saw pointed out on Twitter, she couldn’t say they were fighting fascism or the crowd would’ve started booing her. 
Nope, they think fascism is when you don’t eat for a day.
“Intermittent fascism” is the latest thing.
I just got it. I’m one of the dumb kids.
I wish this were only a joke.
Let’s have Trump work as a WWE wrestler for six months and see how tough he is at the end. He’s a hard-working guy who’s in tremendous shape, right? And he can cut a hell of a promo, and already has merch.
Maybe some chair shots and suplexes will make him a better man.
I wish it were intermittent.
Six minutes.
Dasn
Trump’s response to Biden dropping out: WAAAAAAAAAH THEY TRICKED ME SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE ME MONEY
I love the “just askin’?” with the question mark. So cute.
I’m beginning to think I may have overestimated the quality of the QOP’s opp research on Harris if this is what they’re going with out of the gate.