NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

Paper or plastic, Hannity sucks.

If the GQP weren’t aware of / prepared for the possibility of a Harris candidacy — especially given how persistently they’ve been beating the “Sleepy Joe isn’t fit to be dogcatcher, let alone President!!!” drum of late — they deserve to lose.

(Well, they deserve to lose anyway. Bigly. But hopefully you get my drift.)

I’m debating making a thread for self-defeating right wing Twitter posts. But, until I do, here’s one that caught my eye:

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@david_r_morgan:

“The Nazis burned books and burned down buildings”

Yeah, they did. They burnt books promoting LGBT and burnt down the world’s first transgender clinic.

Did the good guys really win WW2?

Also this one:

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Melonie Mac :latin_cross::video_game::black_heart:

“Why can’t we get a good option for female president?!”

Because not a single woman that has ever existed or who will ever exist in the future is fit for that role.

The biggest stress of a woman’s day should be picking out her outfit or what to cook for dinner.

I’m wondering if these are secret Dems, really.

Let’s see if I have this straight: Trump insists that Biden must resign immediately, while Mike Johnson insists that Biden must remain on the ballot no matter what.

And according to the MSM*, the Democrats are in disarray?

* I trust the MSM about as much as the average MAGAss, but for a different reason: they think it’s in thrall to the Deep State, while I think it’s in thrall to the Deep (as in Bottom) Line.

Not sure where to put this, so I’ll drop it here.

DT sunk $6,000 into Harris’s campaign from 2011-2013, and his daughter Ivanka chipped in $2,000 in 2014

Apparently this came up in 2020 as well. His explination is that he was doing it so they would owe him a favor.

Because when I want something, I get it. When I call, they kiss my a**."

I’m gonna need more than $6,000 to even get anyway near his ass.

Lol! Like $2000 a year was going to make Kamala beholden to anyone!

Hey, go easy on Trump, it’s all he could afford. It’s not like he’s rich, or anything.

Not sure where to put this…

I posted on July 13:

Then trump got himself shot and was back on the front page. Well, that’s old news. Biden & Harris are all over all the headlines.

NOW what will Donnie do for an encore?

I’d stay away from Fifth Avenue if I were you.

Good point.

Die? Not wishing, just asking.

A massive stroke, where trump loses the ability to speak clearly and form sentences, and becomes incontinent.

OK, even more than now.

And the GOP will be scrambling like chickens with their heads cut of in a room full of rocking chairs trying to keep trump on the ticket. I’d love to see the GOP say “being a drooling brain-damaged invalid is not a bar to keep from being president.” With a straight face.

I thought that was their campaign slogan already!

Whoops, should have been, “…being a pants shitting, brain-damaged, bone-spur impaired individual is not a bar to keep…”

Sounds like Donald really doesn’t want to stop running against Biden.

He is demanding his campaign schedule what Donny? Use your words.

Hey, Donnie-Biden is still the President.

I’ll give him credit for that much - it’s already confusing some people, even reasonably intelligent people, that Biden’s still in charge until January.

I can’t imagine what kind of mental vapor lock it causes somebody whose brain never worked all that well even in the best of times.

That’s way too grammatical to have actually been written by Sleepy McShartypants.

Cofefve?