I am confident that Ms (appropiately-named) Luna can find a reliable medium capable of conducting proper seances to obtain accurate testimony from the parties in question.
People are always stupid right now. That’s the problem. We were lucky that Buttrash D. Scuggins wasn’t a Founding Father.
The admin has created a tip line to snitch on federal employees doing their jobs.
You know what to do.
Note: Don’t just send them an insulting message. Send something vague saying you’re being harassed. Work the conversation for awhile to waste their time. Add a little more absurdity to each message and see how long it takes them to figure it out.
So basically Nigerian Scam bait protocols.
The AG is angry that the Starbucks workforce is becoming more female and less white, which he claims is having a negative impact on efficiency and service. Of course, finding good white boys who actually want to work at Starbucks might be challenging, and expecting white boys to provide better service, well, I have worked alongside white boys and many of them are slackers. Also, I suspect white boys are more likely to push for unionization.
I’ve lost track of the acronyms… CFPB is… Cheeto-faced pussy bitch?
Consumer Financial Protection Bureau
Everyone uses cards to pay for stuff. The CFPB was established to regulate the insane practices that some of those card providers were using to extract more and more money from their user base, usually from the most vulnerable people.
Not sure if you were trying to be funny, but that made me laugh.
Legislator wants his state to ban the Pride flag from public buildings and schools. Flag of Reich III and the Confederate Battle Flag, those would be just peachy.
What state? Oh, U can guess.
I guessed wrong. I was thinking, say AL, not UT.
I thought the Oh, U - meant Oklahoma.
There’s only one state that starts with U so it wasn’t that hard.
Ted Cruz - described by one Donald Trump as, "He’s a nasty guy. Nobody likes him. Nobody in Congress likes him. Nobody likes him anywhere once they get to know him.”
Still, you wouldn’t think even someone as viscerally repulsive as Ted Cruz wouldn’t want other countries dethroning the U.S. as the world leader in scientific research. But you’d be wrong. He (some toady staffer) did some word searches and eXcreted this ignorant flatulent tirade.
Can we deport him back to Canada?
FUCK NO!
That headline needs to be seen,
Ted Cruz Claims Researching Self-Driving Cars And Solar Eclipses Advance ‘Neo-Marxist Class Warfare Propaganda’
I’ll take anti-Semitic dog-whistles for 300 Alex.
Cuba…
For the best cigars Cuba can’t be beat,
Everyone knows that this is true,
But as Ted’s daddy would often repeat,
In Soviet Cuba, Cuba beats you!