Well, I love Jesus! I’ll have the Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, kishke, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, and Jesus!
The kishke’s off.
Could I have Jesus instead of the kishke, then?
You mean Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, and Jesus?
Man, I’m stuffed.
Thank Og I swallowed my water before I read that.
She clicks her heels three times, and Corey Lewandowski manifests at her side.
Climbing the outside of a skyscraper as a “pro-life” publicity stunt sponsored by “Dad’s Ultra-Right Beer” sounds like a SRIOTD to me. Article. Article.
As an aside, if I owned the rights to “Dad’s Root Beer,” I’d be telling “Dad’s Ultra-Right Beer” to [del]fuck the fuck off[/del] cease and desist immediately.
Sarah, Sarah, Sarah. $19,000 for a Lectern? Is it bullet proof? Gold plated?
Really just a minor grift - but then your minions had to lie and obfuscate the spending. Just come out and say, “I’m worth it.”
From the factual Onion and real media.
In another Republican “oopsie,” Texas politics is being absolutely roiled over news that the head of a very influential conservative PAC met with white supremacist Nick Fuentes. For those unfamiliar, Fuentes has frequently praised Hitler and questioned if the Holocaust happened. He has called for “holy war” against Jews, said he wants the United States under authoritarian, “Catholic Taliban rule” and fantasized about marrying a 16-year-old when he is older because that’s “right when the milk is good."
This is the same PAC that rushed to the defense of Ken Paxton in his impeachment trial and promised to target any Republican who supported his impeachment or removal. And they donated $3 million to Lt. Gov Dan Patrick, who oversaw Paxton’s impeachment trial, just before it began. He’s refusing to give it back, but it’s OK because the big money men behind the PAC admitted to him that it was a “blunder.”
It was a blunder. He tripped and … oops … Nick Fuentes. Darn the luck.
Pretty obvious the only blunder was the rest of us learning about this.
“It was a million to one shot, doc. Million to one.”
It was no blunder; I am unfortunately very familiar with Jonathan Stickland. He was the state representative for my hometown and he is an unequivocal piece of shit.
My former high school principal ran against him in the primary in one of the elections to try to unseat him; unfortunately, he came up short.
Yes, but everybody knows that million to one shots come up nine times out of 10.
These clumsy Republicans. Sounds like when Steve Scalise oopsy-daisy spoke to the “European-American Unity and Rights Organization.” Because it was before Google, you know, so he couldn’t look them up. True story.
“National Socialists are what now? I thought I was reaching across the aisle.”
They wanted to book Nick Funsies the clown, but their secretary misheard the name, and they ended up with Nick Fuentes the clown instead. It could happen to anyone.
They were trying to book the Four Seasons, but inadvertently booked the Fourth Reich?
I’ve accidentally stepped in dog poop. Very similar situation.