NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

A nostalgic moment. I haven’t seen white dog poop since the '90s.

Yeah, whatever happened to white dog poop. Used to be quite the thing.

It’s because dog food used to have a lot of bone meal in it.

Hopefully because your neighbors are good enough dog owners to pick their dogshit up.

Anyway, let us not digress from one form of shit to another form of shit.

/hijack

Loser Donald says that Israel is weak and dumb and Hezbollah is very smart.

Nikki Haley, in contrast, says that Democrats support beheading children.

I guess he called Hezbollah “very smart” for not being the ones launching the attack?

“Umm… she goes to a different school, you wouldn’t know him.”

Note that she moved the goal posts from “They trust Jim Jordan” to “They trust Jim Jordan more than McCarthy”. That’s possible in the same way that I might say I trust Bernie Madoff to manage my retirement fund more than I would trust Donald Trump.

So damning with strong damnation?

Republicans, we are a bunch of fucking liars, but Democrats, they do not lie. They would never lie to me.”

Right, and that’s a different kind of trust to boot.

You can trust that JJ will always say and do the wrong thing, whereas McCarthy might lie and pretend first.
But this kind of “trust” doesn’t mean democrats are about to make deals with Jim.

Also… I’m not a fan of Tapper but his a
natural reaction to hearing that claim was priceless.

GOP rep wears foreign military uniform at the House of Representatives.

Is that stupid idea? It seems, based on having not even heard of him until just now*, he’s genuinely showing his support for Israel, right?

*Or so I thought, google is telling me I’ve already been to his wiki page.

Loser Donald: “We have the worst education almost in the large world, the world that people know about”

LOL WUT

You don’t wear any military’s uniform unless you’re a member of that military.

…well, almost.

He did. As long as you’re willing to spending a month in a volunteer position being a member.
From a 2016 article:

…while volunteering with the Israel Defense Forces in January 2015. He was stationed that month at a base at Tel Hashomer outside Tel Aviv, where he packed medical kits and moved supplies around, including some heavy lifting.

“After Israel’s war with Hamas in Gaza in the summer of 2014, I wanted to show my support for Israel in a tangible way. Whenever I show support, I do it with the work of my hands and not just with posts on Facebook,” Mast told The Times of Israel in a recent phone interview.

Not sure what’s going on here, but it can’t be good.

He’s gonna eat that baby, isn’t he?

Your optimism is heartening.