Hey, neither did the cops! But yes, I only saw her before (not drunk) and after the event (visibly upset). A friend of hers and a casual acquaintance witnessed the incident and decided to call the cops.
A friend of a friend knows the bouncer and apparently his memory of the altercation is very, very different from hers. Or, you know, he’s making shit up. He also hinted he’d make her work life hell if she tries to press charges. She’s dropping it, to the chagrin of the witnesses, but she did confess she’s got a bit more empathy now for victims of he said/(s)he said crimes, especially rape (I actually mentioned this thread to her).