Note to self

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Note to self:

Turn the light on when finding two socks to wear. Black and brown socks at work are not as sexy as you might think.

Note to self:

Your judgement of distance is severely hampered by booze.

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Note to self:

Objects in the rearview mirror are closer than they appear.

43

Note to self:

Do not rub eyes after chopping up hot peppers, even if you have washed your hands.

or

Wear gloves when chopping up hot peppers.

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Note to self:

*Always[i/] remember to preview your posts before submitting.

45

Note to self:

When you lower the tailgate, the truck gets longer (really, it does).

Never put a Baby Ruth candy bar in the freezer.

46

Note to self:

Take the wine out of the freezer after an hour.

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Note to self:

Don’t laugh while you’re chewing bubble gum. **
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…Do vanity searches to remember shit you forgot you posted.

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Note to self: Hug Ryle every chance I get. And cuddle some more.

Note to self: Shoveling snow for three corner-houses is NOT as easy as it looks.

Note to self: Always look behind you to ensure Ma does NOT place snow in hood of coat to get snow all over your head.

Note to self: Never, EVER, EVER think you can run down stairs that are outdoors during a period of ice/snow.

Note to self: It is usually not a good idea to act on reflexes and punch a lady behind you passing out Chick tracts. (Hey, I thought it was a mugger, or some weird guy, c’mon, it was 5 PM during WINTER!)

Note to self: Never EVER EVER think you are the best at skateboarding and show off in front of 50-odd girls outside of a school on a VERY high slope. (That’s why it’s called Hillside Avenue, dumbass.) ::smackhead::

Note to self: It’s NOT a good idea to turn on the oven and go upstairs to check the SDMB. You will not leave until you’ve read all forums. Even “Comments on Staff Reports”.

Note to (younger) self: When switching to a kiddy bike to a handbraked bike, REMEMBER that BRAKES ARE ON THE HANDLEBARS! IT DOESN’T WORK WHEN YOU BACKPEDAL!

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Note to self: Don’t screw up the smiley coding.

50

Note to self:

Airport customs and security officials lack your sense of humor and appreciation of irony.

51

Note to self:

Grapefruit and coffee should never be served during same meal.

52

Note to self:

Do not shield lighter from the wind while wearing flammable gloves (learned that the hard way yesterday).

Note to self:

You’re a cheap drunk. Don’t drink an Amaretto Twister (or whatever my friend just made me) and try to comprehend the boards. Or say anything amusing.

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  Wha?  :confused:
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Note to self:

Data encapsulation doesn’t mean just putting everything in one big source file.

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Panties+Celery=Art

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Note to self:

Too much wine at the Group Christmas Dinner is a bad thing. Especially when you have a meeting the next day.

57

Note to self:

Ask for stuff you know you could probably get if you asked. They’ll never know you want it if you don’t make it clear.

Other note to self:

Mohair’s itchy; change sweaters before work!

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Similarly, if you are male, do not use the restroom or in any other way handle your privates after dispensing "Dave’s Insanity Sauce"™.