Okay, Euty obviously knows a bargain when he sees one.
Step right up, folks, who’s next? Don’t crowd, there’s plenty of room. Right this way, ladies and gents. Save yourself five dollars, that’s right, I said five dollars.
[sub]go away, boy, ya bother me…[/sub]
I can’t stand to see a grown man beg. Add me in for one. 
You got it, Fishy. Oh, and are you gonna be a redhead by then? 'Cause I’m gonna have my tattoo…
Aug 3rd? Drat. I shant be there. But anyone that wishes to go when I’m there (probably possibly kinda maybe the begining of July), I’d love to go.
Feel free to tell me in this thread so as not to hijack the current one.
I’m afraid that I’m going to have to bow out of the Dopefest. I feel bad about it, but I can’t afford to go to NYC in August.
Fortunately, one of my best friends is moving up there sometime in the coming six months, so I’ll have free lodging once he gets there. And that’s when I’ll come. I should be able to afford a plane ticket by then.
Sorry.
Okay, for the advance, reduced, mob-rate tickets we got:
DAVEW0071
Mrs. Dave-Guy
Sakura
Halford the Human Eel[sup]TM[/sup]
Our Friend Bill
Eutychus
TruePisces
Biggirl
Houseman
Pain
Heartache
Beerchick
I’m gonna try to find out next week just how I can manage this. If I can swing it, I’ll charge 'em and settle up with everyone later, but I may need checks mailed to me ASAP.
I’ll let ya know.
That’s the sound of the Advance Mob Rate Ticket Clock counting down the days, friends and neighbors.
Just a reminder that I’m ording the tickets on the 20th, and if you want to get in on a honey of a deal and save five big ones on each and every ticket you purchase, let the Ol’ Dave-Guy know.
Don’t be left out in the cold, folks, step right up…
I found out today that Verrain is gonna be there too, and he wants to get in on the early, special mob rate.
That makes twelve or thirteen or something. I’m not quite sure whether Halford the Human Eel[sup]TM[/sup] qualifies at his tender age. But the deadline is June 20th, kids! Better make your wishes known if you want to save five bucks.
Okay, absolute last, final call for the advance purchase mob-rate tickets, in which you can save a hefty five smackers a head. I’m calling to order 'em on Thursday the 20th (or Friday the 21st, depending on my schedule). So far we have…
DAVEW0071
Mrs. Dave-Guy
Sakura
Halford the Human EelTM
Our Friend Bill
Eutychus
TruePisces
Biggirl
Houseman
Pain
Heartache
Beerchick
Verrain
If ya wants the savings of a lifetime, ya gots to put yer name in this thread before the above date. If not, ya pays full price and yer a sucker for all that.
ATM I am not absolutely, positively sure that I will be there. So I will suffer the pain of a thousand mills, or whatever amounts to five bucks, and I will hope to see y’all there:)
Um…er…well…ahem…
Would anyone be terribly offended ifI tagged along with y’all?
I don’t eat much, and I’m short so I won’t take up much space.
AAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Oh, all right. I’ll shower first.
Geez.
Oh.
My.
God. (or, rather, goddess)
Persephone gracing the threshold of the humble Casa Dave-Guy?!
This may cause me to actually sweep under the couch.
Doll-face, all I can say is…w00t!
Actually, w00t! and a half!
Last chance to get in on the fabulous mob-rate ticket price. I’m callin’ today, kids, so don’t get left behind. I will check this thread before I call, and I won’t call until after 3:00 pm Eastern. So far we got:
DAVEW0071
Mrs. Dave-Guy
Sakura
Halford the Human Eel[sup]TM[/sup]
Our Friend Bill
Eutychus
TruePisces
Biggirl
Houseman
Pain
Heartache
Beerchick
Verrain
Persephone
I am assuming that 13 adults and one kid qualify for the mob rate, but as the French say, “L’amour the merrier.” Pile on, folks! We’re down to the wire!
[A-HEH!]
Oh, I’m sorry. Did I interrupt? No? Oh gooooood.
Dave, if you get this too late, then I’ll just be out five bucks, so no big, but I was, in fact, planning to attend.
And it’ll be awesome to see Persephone again.
[sub]Speaking of attending, any plans in the works for a NYC dopedinner? Hasn’t been one since Spiderman, I don’t think.[/sub]
I also have to bow out 
You guys are going to have SUCH the blast!
My situation remains tenous. It appears I will soon be relocating to Orange County so by August I may be living just down the street from the RenFaire. But bizarrely enough my chances of being there look better if I remain here in Western NY. In my current job, I’ll be on vacation that weekend and able to attend even if I have to drive across the state. But if I start my new job, I won’t know whether I’ll be off that day.
Looks like I’ll just have to set aside an extra five dollars and wing it at the last minute.
Gorgon Heap, by an amazing coincidence, I had to work late today and I may have to tomorrow as well, so I may not be ordering the mob-rate tickets until Saturday, when I have the day off and will be able to do as I DAMN WELL PLEASE!!!
ahem sorry. Anyway, you’re on the list now. I’ll make sure you get one.
But at the risk of sounding like a used car salesman or a Public Broadcasting Service Pledge Week Ho, take advantage now of this fantastic offer, because I really, really am going to impose a deadline on this sooner or later, and we know you love Mystery and Inspector Morse, so please phone in now.
If you do you’ll get a RenFaire tote bag signed by Cecil Adams himself…NOT!
By the way, mob-rate tickets are $12.50 each. Anyone who wants to send me a check between now and the Faire, email me and I’ll reply with my address. (Thanks, Euty)
So, if I were to contemplate doing this, I have two questions: