Must’ve been a while ago. I can’t remember the last time I saw a can of gooshy-food that required a can opener.
They’re all pull-tops - the sound of which Monkey definitely knows - along with nearly every other canned good.
Pro: Easy to open, don’t hafta use a can opener much these days.
Con: Can’t open a damn can of soup without being hassled by His Handsomeness.
Welcome to my life. Only difference is, the grumpies don’t really go away.
They just get dampened by alcohol uh, weed, wait I meant chicken soup yanno, we’ll go with Monkey snuggles.
Considering mine isn’t 24 hrs anymore, and I couldn’t stand the suspense … okay, I wanted friggin’ scrambled eggs …
Holy socks, Batman. It wasn’t super crowded, but when in FRICK did T.P. and, of all things, those plastic-wrapped Kraft singles (don’t judge!) get that expensive?!?
After the kibble, those were the single most expensive items on my receipt.
{ shakes fist } Things cost more these days! Bah!
Speaking of, he’s currently outside (under the fucking fallen tree
) enjoying the mid-40s blazing sunshine.
He better - we’re supposed to get a “possible wintry mix” overnight, which IME means, “Might sleet. Might be icy. Might snow, but prolly not lake effect fluffery. Probably just cold-as-shit rain.”
One of my coworkers brought everyone a dollar lottery ticket.
I never do these things, so I wound up staring at it through - and then over - my glasses, feeling completely ancient and out of touch.
I won a dollar.
“makin’ it RAIN, bitches!” (throws single in the air so it can flutter sadly down)