Vodka Meatballs:
1 bag of meatballs
1 bottle of vodka
Cook the meatballs, drink vodka while waiting.
It’s like when middle-aged neighborhood gossips get together at the fence and titter about the new woman on the block who dresses like a slut and can’t be up to anything good, with 10 embedded cites per paragraph.
You have at least one entire board dedicated to snark, the gigantic de facto snark thread here (Omnibus), and now this named snark thread.
So I have to ask what it is, exactly, that you people are most interested in?
Snark?
Yeah, that was my first guess.
Snark? I’m in!
Marge: If Millhouse jumped off a cliff…
Bart: Millhouse? A cliff? [runs out of kitchen]
OK, whenever you’re ready.
Who is going to teach 95% of these people how to snark? I’m too busy.
Thanks. In my next life I’m going to choose a user name that’s easier for vanity searches.
Reminds me of that other Irish young guy we had recently… also obsessed with masculinity, and apparently some sort of “colored” but oh so horribly coy about it. Are they putting something funny in the water lately or something?
I really wish the megalodon wasn’t extinct. I mean, I know it would play havoc with the marine ecosystem and even with human use of the ocean, but man would I love to see them. And have a drawer full of fresh white teeth.
Have you been eating brandied peaches without the peaches again?
Hey! Fonts matter! :mad:
And stuff like this is why I love the Dope.
“You People?” :dubious:
Yeah, you know. You people.
No, me person.
Nnnnnooooo, you specifically as a Chimera, would be people.
Take a deep breath and say it again.
Dammit, I wanted to make that joke!