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I-Got-Mine-Now-You-Get-Yourgasm
lol@weirddave
That’s the 2nd best one yet (just after CHeifscott’s tres clever Nevermorgasm)
Enough suspense on the magic user one.
It’s a loregasm
<Smacking herself upside her head> D’uh!
I feel dumb now.
celebrity: Gaborgasm.
Sex on wood?
A two-by-fourgasm, of course!
Sex with a first lady?
What do you call sex with Eutychus55 or UncleBeer?
A moderatorgasm!
How 'bout…
What do you call sex with an illusory mental image?
Just for the heck of it, I’d like to point out tha this was a routine that Tim Kazurinski used to do on Weekend pdate on Saturday Night Live when he was a regular back in the mid-80’s. His entries were Hilarious, an I wish I culd remember them.
“Tell Zeno I’m willing to meet him halfway.”
Cal Meacham
OK - this thread is funny as hell!
My attempts:
EASY:
What do you call sex with a golfer?
What do you call sex with a short, ugly, hunchbacked lab assistant?
MEDIUM:
What do you call sex in blue and gray?
TOUGHER:
What do you call sex that goes round and round?
What do you call sex with just off a Naval aircraft carrier?
What do you call sex with a Bronx area Jewish Hospital?
That’s enough for now…
Anyone?
(PS - Good idea, whoever started quoting the riddle with the answer!)
A foregasm?
An igorgasm
Good, pepperlandgirl!
Now what about the Meduim and Hard ones?
Sex with a first lady?
Eleanorgasm.
What do you call sex with an illusory mental image?
Phantasm-gasm.
Medium: A civilwargasm.
What do you call sex with the star of “Live and Let Die”
What do you call sex over a gorge?
Chasm-gasm.
During a seizure?
Smasm-gasm.
Tasteless, but amusing!
A Moore-gasm
What do you call lots, and lots, and lots of sex?
(hint: not moregasm)
What do you call a climax you have to beg for?
What do you call a climax prior to sex?
What do you call a climax in your underwear?
What do you call a climax with a warthog?
What do you call a climax on an oil rig?
Oh, brunetter:
galoregasm?
Imploregasm
Foreplaygasm?
What do you call sex with a noisy sleeper?
What do you call sex in a Jeep?
a snoregasm?
Climax with a warthog is a boargasm.
Climax with an oil rig is an off-shoregasm?
With a noisy sleeper is a snoregasm.
I’m still working on the rest, and can’t think of anything good.