snoregasm
What do you call sex with George Patton?
snoregasm
What do you call sex with George Patton?
What do you call sex with George Patton?
Wargasm?
Still not able to come up with anything good. Bummer.
I’d say drawergasm and 'foregasm
What do you call sex with a half-human, half machine creature?
I’m proud of these two… I want to share the answers:
What do you call sex that goes round and round?
Revolving Doorgasm
What do you call sex with a Bronx area Jewish Hospital?
Montfioregasm
A “revolving doorgasm” sounds like it should mean something else…
A cyborggasm.
What do you call sex with Wayne Gretzky?
What do you call it when a guy orgasms in the mouth of a gal who has a cold sore treatment on her lips?
How about when you forget to clean up after your orgasm and in time, mushrooms begin to grow in it?
When you orgasm with your lover only to find out he/she has been asleep the whole time?
When you orgasm with a vegetarian?
A scoregasm?
How about with a superstar ex-Boston Bruins defensemen?
and BTW, disregard my quetion #3 from above. I didn’t realize snoregasm was taken.
Nope, not a scoregasm.
A Bobby Orrgasm.
Sex with a monkey with a big tool?
What do you call sex with a half-human, half machine creature?
A “Borgasm” would work too!
Sex in an Iceland inlet?
What’s not for profit cyber-sex?
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a .org-gasm!
Good answers, all!
New ones for ya:
Climax in Wal-Mart?
Climax with a jarhead?
Climax with someone you get along with really well?
Climax with a Vietnam protester?
And a toughie, maybe: Climax?
an "Either-Or"gasm
so am I a finalist for “most obscure”?
camphorgasm
sporegasm
disregard
herbivoregasm
How 'bout an orgasm in an elevator just when you are ready to get off (the elevator that is)?
The elevator one: A "Hold-that-door"gasm
How about “sex with Hamlet”?
Actually, I was thinking: a this-is-my-floorgasm
Sex with Wayne Gretzky was : He shoots, he scorgasms.
Ses with a monkey with a big tool was a King Kong Dongasm.
in a Jeep -
4x4gasm
Fjordgasam
Sex with a Simpson?
What do you call sex with someone who . . . just . . . cannot . . . get . . . enough. I dunno if the answer to that one’s been posted.
<How about with a superstar ex-Boston Bruins defensemen?>
that could be either the aforementioned Orrgasm or Bourquegasm
And one more, a bit obscure . . . what do you call sex with a baseball card company?
Sex with a simpson . . . an eat-my-shorts-gasm, perhaps?
Climax in Wal-Mart?
Storegasm
Climax with a jarhead?
Corpsgasm
Climax with someone you get along with really well?
esprit-de-corpsgasm?
Climax with a Vietnam protester?
We-don’t-want-your-stupid-wargasm?
I’m not a huge Trek fan, but I couldn’t resist this one.
How about sex in the engineering room of a Federation Starship?
Sex with a washed-up, stoner comedian?
Sex with a Beatles song?