Can’t answer any of the others, but have a submission of my own…
What do you call sex with ChiefScott?
what do you call sex with a fabric similar to velvet?
You got it!!
sex w/ a mine? oregasm?
sex with a breed of dog?
sex with a musician?
Shitzugasim.
Groovin’gasim.
Sex with a monkey?
Sex with a giraffe?
What do you call sex in downtown Toronto?
Bloorgasm.
Sex in amine… oregasm?
Lots of old unanswered ones!
from: B_Line 12 - sex on a cruise ship?
from impuha - sex with a scientific law?
from papertiger - sex with a spider shaped baddie from a 3D game?
sex with the bottom of a barrel?
from dpr - sex that is less than satisfactory?
from ssskuggiii - sex with a fabric similar to velvet?
from jayron32 - sex with hamlet?
from jesuslynch - sex with the Simpsons?
from drewbert - sex on Federation Starship Reg. NX-2000?
Some old ones I figured out:
impuha, sex with a conjunction is an or-gasm and sex with someone who has tiny holes in their face is a poregasm.
crown prince, sex with someone you don’t want to pay attention to is an ignoregasm.
um… HWOOAR!!gasm???
From YOUR perspective of course Shayna.
What do you call sex in blue and gray?
Civil Wargasm
What do you call sex that goes round and round?
rotatorgasm
What do you call sex with just off a Naval aircraft carrier?
shoregasm
Come again
To orgasm, or not to orgasm (had to do that!).
Homergasm. D’oh
Sex with a tall SDMBer?
Mullinatorgasm
Good one on “to orgasm or not to orgasm” on my Sex with Hamlet one, but I was thinking more along the lines of an “Elsinorgasm”
Sex/w a fabric similar to velvet? Velourgasm.
Sex with a famous Senagalese singer?
It’s a “Cap’n, these engines won’t take any more!”-gasm.
And sex with ChiefScott, for now at least, woould be an offshoregasm. Which could also be the answer to sex on a cruise ship.
Sex with an outdated hairstyle, anyone?
What do you call it if you are lucky enough to have sex with the few, the proud, the strong?
sex w/ few chosen etc. : Marine Corpgasm.
Wehat do you call sex with designer fashions?
designer fashions?
cost-ya-a-hell-of-a-lot-more-gasm?
how about with someone who needs to use clearacel(sp)? (the anti-zit stuff)