"And sex with ChiefScott, for now at least, woould be an offshoregasm."
I was actually thinking more like, sailorgasm
“Sex with an outdated hairstyle, anyone?”
How about pompadourgasm?
You got it, Shayna! 
Sex with one of the people who cleans your office? (Easy!)
Sex with the Census person who knocks on your door?
sex with a surrealist?
person who cleans your office - janitorgasm
census person - auditorgasm
surrealist - Salvadorgasm
Sex with someone in your family tree?
a potato.
I don’t know the family tree one…but how 'bout this?
Sex with Peter Finch after his memorable scene in ‘Network’?
“Sex with Peter Finch after his memorable scene in ‘Network’?”
I’m-mad-as-hell-and-I’m-not-gonna-take-it-anymoregasm!
haute couture-gasm
How about sex on Three-Mile Island?
sex with someone in your family tree
fore-gasm (as in forefathers?)
How about sex with an lion-fighting Roman?
the conjunction one can be taken as any of these:
(n)either-(n)orgasm (I guess that’s also if you truly don’t care)
Climax with a musical? Sorry, but I can’t solve them, I can only propose them.
The scientific law one, for those who are interested, was a Bohrgasm.
climax in a gorge?
climax with an epileptic?
climax with someone while fantasizing about someone else?
since no one is guessing…
All aboargasm
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Sex with a famous Senagalese singer?
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This must be a Yousou N’Dourgasm
(Cheik Logasm and Wasis Diopgasm don’t work)
OK my sex/ a famous Senegalese singer was
Youssu N’Dourgasm.
And haute couture-gasmis orrect ssskuggiii
Sex with Andrea True’s greatest hit?
Keith
The door-to-door Census workers are enumerators, so it’d be an enumerator-gasm.
Now, sex with an IRS agent (yucch!) - that would be an auditor-gasm.
- a chasmgasm
- a spasmgasm
- a phantasmgasm
Thank You, thank you everyone, thank y…sorry kid no autographs… thank you
ok, no answers to my question about the sex with the clearasel(sp)(zit cream) needer…
clogged pore-gasm!!!
ba-dum, bum…i’ll be here all week
< . . . I’ll be here all week.>
Luckily that just means two more days. I think I can stay away that long
Gladiatorgasm.
Sex with a Burt Reynolds Movie Character?