No. Your current NMPC (that’s Count, not Quotient, Troy) stands at zero.
But don’t worry, I’m sure you’ll soon start getting the usual “xash - why was my thread on smoking dope while downloading MP3s and defeating CSS locked?” threads in the pit. 
Unfortunately, the series never did air here.
I’ve never been a cricket fan, more of a football (soccer) crazy guy. But ball by ball Sachin Tendulkar is getting me more interested.
:eek: ooooooOOOOooooo … how cool! Any other celebs in the neighborhood?
Good thing I already have a source of gulab jamun and rossogulla, although some day I may try making my own just for the heck of it. Let me know if you’re ever planning to come to NYC and I’ll have some ready for you. 
I have a question: What happened to that post in this thread where someone had a makeshift spoiler (using html colour code)?
Me too.
I’m from Westminster, Maryland–can I be a mod too now?
Apparently a prerequisite. Congratulations on your appointment.
They already have a Maryland mod, SlickRoenick. Bummer, huh?
See, I didn’t know this thread was here, so I already kissed up to xash and sent him a congratulatory e-mail. Did I ever do a Scooby Doo when I saw Moderator under his name! I need to hang out in ATMB more often.
Now I can kiss up to him in this thread, too.
The goat is safe. REAL safe!! Don’t fret your pretty li’l head about it Cajun.
Mmmmmmm. Goat sacrifices on the spit. Mmmmmmmm
congrashulations xash
I’ll be just coming on 
as you finish for the night:cool: …
typical 
(significantlly used smileys)
If she took it with her to Trinidad, it’s undoubtedly gone into the curry by now.
Welcome, xash!
xash, you have my condolences^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hbest wishes in your work as a moderator in GQ. How long until you start swearing when closing threads?
porcupine, I note that you are a stickler for detail. Exactly 11 backspaces! I’m impressed.
I’m rather polite right now, no? You see, I’m not a nazi like the other mods. I haven’t even been pitted yet.
In other news, here’s some useless trivia to keep my thread going:
Definition of moderator, from Dictionary.com
"
3. Physics. A substance, such as water or graphite, that is used in a nuclear reactor to decrease the speed of fast neutrons and increase the likelihood of fission.
n 1: any substance used to slow down neutrons in nuclear reactors
"
Come one, Come all! Suck up to me now, or forever be damned. FREE 1 week of polite thread lockings and kind warnings for all those who have posted to this thread.
PLUS If this thread gets really really long you can pit me about how my welcome thread is too long and how you’re so jealous. I can then come and lock the pit thread. FUN FOR THE ENTIRE FAMILY.
Okay so it’s only lunch time over there, I guess that gives me sometime to get the full use out of my kind warnings…
xash, I can’t figure out who’s more anal - me, for counted the ^Hs when I wrote my post above, or you, for counting when you read it. Actually, it’s probably no contest - you win.
Swing, and a hit to left center, way back, way back, Gone! A Home Run!!
Welcome aboard xash. As a mod that is.
Said by xash-“PLUS If this thread gets really really long you can pit me about how my welcome thread is too long and how you’re so jealous. I can then come and lock the pit thread. FUN FOR THE ENTIRE FAMILY.”
Wrong… You mod GQ, not The Pit, silly.
No cross over modding allowed. I think…
It gets worse.
Now he’s a freakin’ Guest Contributor to the Staff Reports!
I’ve concluded Q.E.D. does not sleep. Ever.
Be’s this true? Me’s not sure …
*After reading the grammar threads in GQ, my command of the language has improved greatly … *
Julie