I think I’m going with sparkly jackboots. Is that too adversarial? The sparkles might disarm people.
If we can’t use Spanish, it occurred to me I’ve been breaking the rules all this time by referring to my husband as Sr. (Señor) Weasel.
Although I think most people believe it stands for ''Senior." That’d be kinda weird, wouldn’t it? Who refers to their spouse as Senior? Do people think I’m nuts?