Yeah, me too. Betty, of course. If only because I have a terrible crush on her on again, off again boyfriend on Riverdale.
Riverdale, neither one. The teen drama is a huge turnoff.
Otherwise Betty. I’m not entirely sure why Veronica would be a choice, unless you just wanted the benefit of her money. She’s rich and snooty–those are not attractive traits. I guess she’s supposed to be prettier?
I believe on Riverdale there’s some weird alternate personality Betty who comes out. That said, I watched only a small bit of the show, and haven’t watched those parts. I watched enough to know I wasn’t interested.
Mary Ann will win, hands down.
You meant Betty Rubble, right?
It’s been over 50 years since I saw an Archie comic, but Betty was the clear winner back then.
Yeppers. like silenus said, Ronnie would be too damn high-maintenance.
My sentiments exactly.
Sorry, but Jughead get my vote.
Poor Midge.
Veronica. But my real goal would be a three-way with Daphne and Velma. We would get that van a-rockin and it ain’t gonna be no mystery.
The OP doesn’t specify what we’re picking them for. If it’s a weekend of canoodling, Monday would probably arrive before Veronica’s faults made a difference. But then, while not an option, I’d have to throw my hat in for Cheryl Blossom. Again, I’m talking classic comics. As a side note, I just typed “Cheryl Blossom” into GIS and had to scroll past a million “Riverdale” actress photos before reaching the first comics cover.
I suppose you could add Miss Blossom for a rousing game of “Marry/Screw/Kill”
Darn, you meddlin’ kids!!
She seems nice enough, but she’s too devoted to Moose. Not that I’m the Reggie type who would try to win her away.
No love for Miss Grundy?
You know about her and Pop in the back room of the Chock’Lit Shoppe, right?
I thought of that reply, and then I googled Miss Grundy to see if it would violate canon. In her Wikipedia page is this:
I give up.
Not into dom stuff.
Plus there’s what they did to her on [DEL]Smallville[/DEL]Riverdale, making her a young 30 year old who statutorily rapes Archie. (I didn’t see this, just read about it, so apologies if I missed some context a fan feels is important.)
You misspelled Wilma. I’d wait a million years for Wilma, but I know she’ll never leave Fred.
Well, I haven’t been an avid Archie reader since the 80’s, and I’m ONLY going to use the old comics as reference, not the new ones, or other media like the TV show.
While I might be a sucker for brunettes, that’s not enough. They look virtually identical other than hair color. Veronica’s a bitch. Betty has a much more relatable and humble personally. The only thing Veronica has over Betty is money. And it’s not really hers, it’s Daddy’s. Plus, I prefer women swooning over me (Betty), than than being pussy whipped (Veronica).
Screw her. If we mean Betty or Veronica for a quick lay, probably Veronica. Long term relationship? Betty. It isn’t even a contest.
Of course, Veronica can’t be ALL bad and bitchy unless Betty is a complete tool for having her as a best friend. And Archie a complete tool for (sometimes) dating her despite Betty being available; he’s obviously not in it for the money. Both must see some redeeming qualities in Veronica.