Prelude to "I Wouldn't Touch It With A Ten Foot Poll"

In My Humble Opinion
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Lorena Bobbit

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Oh god, yes. Good one.

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Fred Phelps

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Silently crossing my legs and nodding

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Have you ever seen them in the same room?

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Sarah Palin. And no, it’s not entirely due to her politics: She looks like she was molded out of plastic.

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Sandra Bernhard

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So glad these got said. If I were making a list, these two and the media darlings Hilton, Spears and Lohan would be at the top, right after Coulter.

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I clicked on this thread in order to suggest Kim Jong-Il, and that’s my vote.

(But I wonder why no one’s mentioned Mahmoud Ahmadinejad yet? Must be the Member’s Only jackets… or the fact that he at least stays in shape.)

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Pat “Squints” Robertson. They may be uglier people out there, but when it comes to soulless parasites that have spread hatred far and wide, he’s on the top of my list.

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Bill O’Reilly

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Andrea Dworkin

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How would you feel if he cried afterwards? Cuz you know he would.

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I LOLed!

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She’s dead.

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Phyllis Schlafly

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Michele Bachmann

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Then she gets two votes here.

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Make that 4! And I don’t even know who that is. :slight_smile:

ETA: I looked her up. Staying with the 4.

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Why the hate for Ms. Hilton? I wouldn’t put her on the top 10 women I’d like to do, but I don’t know why she’d be the #1 person on Earth you wouldn’t have sex with. I haven’t seen her sex tapes, is she an uninspired lover? Is it her personality? Or do people find her hideous to look at?