Politics aside . . . I would definitely do him.
But my “not with a 10-foot pole guy” would be Barney Frank. He single-handedly puts to rest the idea that gay guys are all hot. And if he ever opened his mouth, I’d think I was in bed with Elmer Fudd.
Lisa Lampenelli.
But I guess I wouldn’t have a shot anyway, because I’m not black. 
Yes.
Snookie.
Sean Hannity
Nancy Grace
Rush Limbaugh.
Won’t somebody mention Oprah? This looks like an ideal slate and I’m ready to vote! How many can we vote for?
You’re right, I didn’t think of that…if I had to screw the crazy Mormon, I would probably be dining and dashing. So just as he was welling up I’d be throwing my pants on. Wearing his Christmas sweater would also be a no go.
Actually, I’m changing my answer to Andy Dick. On an intellectual level, Kim Jong Il disgusts me more, but I don’t think his English is good, so I might end up feeling bad for him. If he spoke Korean at me, I certainly couldn’t hate him as much as I could Andy Dick, because I wouldn’t know what he was saying. Andy Dick is a disgusting, mentally and physically repulsive man; watching one of his horrific shows years ago made me queasy. Good call, Dung Beetle. Andy Dick it is.
Rush Limbaugh.
No wait. Andy Dick.
Lots of similar , but Paris Hilton is currently at the top of the list.
3 votes for Andy Dick!
OK, Oprah
Ben Roethlisberger
Brian Peppers.
Osama Bin Laden
Why all the hatred for Andy Dick? I had never known about him, so Googled him, and found a moderately-good looking guy with a flair for . . . um . . . kookiness. Am I missing something?
Jocelyn Wildenstein.
James Carville
Yes, that would have been my second choice.