Provide me advice in breaking up with a short-term girlfriend for no particular reaso

Operation Breakup has been concluded; dignity and decorum was maintained all around.

Thanks.

tell her that her sister is a better lay then her

In what universe do you think that’s going to satisfy the gossip quota around here??

DETAILS, man! :smiley:

Alright, time for phase 2:

Kill her and use her soul to bargain for something shiny. That WAS the plan all along, right guys?

Guys? Crickets

Right then…

Mission accomplished
Subliminal messageI didn’t say anything about murder, you must be seeing things…Subliminal Message