Nah. Eddie Bauer had a line of good-quality t-shirts that happened to have fish on them. Since that pic was taken Mrs. P. has been working at The Gap and I’m no longer allowed to wear Eddie Bauer clothes. I’m waiting for The Gap’s fall fish line to come out.
BTW, last week I shaved my head and am now sporting a bald-headed look. I was aiming for Jean-Luc Picard but I hit somewhere between Abel Magwich and Curly from the Three Stooges.
THANK YOU, psycat90! I wouldn’t be caught dead with a Beanie Baby on my head. The pound puppy is my Gramma’s; I was at her house for those pictures, that being the first place with a friendly camera I was at after I decided to make a webpage. Plus, it was over Easter anyway, so I had just gotten a haircut etc. to make sure that I looked my best.
I’m still working on my hottie list, is that OK? I’ve got to clean this drool off the keyboard first.
Matt…
Thanks!!! I finally made a list!!! Yippeee!!!
No, GaWd IS Rick James, and the whiteboy is his crack hookup! 
But really, I was at the exotic erotic ball in 98, and I grabbed Rick and demanded a pic with him. He was so friggin high it was amazing. 2 weeks later…Newsflash “Singer Rick James had a stroke on stage.”
Big surprise! 
What that pic doesn’t show you, and I may ask the dream team of Shayna and TC to upload is a pic of my Tragus(it’s a part of the ear), piercing at the exotic erotic ball.
-Sam
I have one for Drain Bead…Is there any way for me to pry you from Satan’s grasp?
wink
Ellen and Welly,
Yes, that’s me at the Taj Mahal during a long backpacking trip through Thailand, China, and India.
Bio-brat:
Is that the Stanley Cup?
Off Little Cayman. Got married on Grand Cayman in April, and we went to Cayman Brac & Little Cayman for the recovery… I mean honeymoon. Maybe when I get pics back, I’ll post one with the rest of my face.
Thanks for the endorsement, matt_mcl! Though we are not of the same, er, persuasion, I appreciate the compliment!
My own list of “hella cute” folks (sorry, ladies only):
Aenea, As_U_Wish, Bio-Brat, Cristi/Persephone,
Ellen, Eve, Evil Twin, Frannie, Girl Next Door, Golf Widow, JavaMaven1, jjjfishe, Kricket, Kyla, Lanna, Medea’s Child, Mega the Roo, Michi, Monster, Psycat, Quadzilla, Realidad, Rosebud, Ruffian, Sangria, Sue Duhnym, Swiddles,Techchick68, Welfy, Whoa Nellie.
I guess that Drain Bead doesn’t want to acknowledge me. That’s fine…I’ll just answer it myself and pretend it was you…um…I think…
Drain bead:
I’ll answer for bio-brat here and tell you that’s not the stanley cup. Not the right shape, build, etc to be it. As far as I can see, anyway.
BTW, biobrat are you single?
[aside]DRY, how’s that for openly flirting?[/aside]
Iampunha–You consider “Are you single?” to be flirting???
Geez–someone get this guy a biography of Casanova, or something like that.
Patrick–first thing you do is take the lady’s hand and kiss it. The discreetly check it for an engagement or wedding ring.
Look down her dress. Cop a feel while you’re at it.
And if she gives you her phone number, make sure it doesn’t begin with “555-”
Kids :rolleyes:
brachyrhyncos reminds me of clarissa darling’s mother from “clarissa explains it all.”
Coldfire continues to remind me of a guy in my communications class from fall term.
Cristi reminds me of my cousin if said cousin lost about . . . 100 or so lbs.
Diane reminds me of a combination b/w a Coybows cheerleader and a Laker Girl.
Drain Bead reminds me of Kate Winslet except the former is more fun to look at than the latter. Maybe if Winslet lost a bit of weight and looked happy.
Dusy reminds me of Lee Harvey Oswald, for some reason . . .
Easy Tokyo reminds me of a guy I used to go to church with.
Edlyn reminds me of the younger Dubcheck from 3rd Rock.
Ellen reminds me in very small amounts of Ellen Degenerous
Eutychus55 reminds me of my uncle Martin and I imagine he speaks similarly.
Eve kinda scares me a bit b/c she reminds me of nasty (inner, not outer) relatives.
Evilbeth reminds me of Tracy Gold only with a substantial female body
Evil Twin reminds me of renee zellweger
Frannie reminds me of Calista Flockhart only with a female body
If FreakFreely died his hair black he’d look like my friend Jordan
This is taking entirely too long . . . I will continue later.
Hey matt_mcl you made my day! Of all of the things I’ve been called before “hella cute” has never before made the list. Very Cool!
(now if I could only find a woman to say stuff like that, I’d be set!) 
Well, that’s just great for you, Splovy. Congratulations on making that damn Canadian’s list. Not that I’m bitter or anything . . .
You know, Matt, I’m flattered, I really am.
Hot damn!!! I made someone’s “hella cute” list! What a difference a haircut makes… Thanks, spoke-. ahem We now return you to the regularly scheduled “Questions” thread.
Drain Bead, yes, that’s a real Stanley Cup. I know because Bio-Brat said it was in the email she sent with her picture. Guess I should have included that info on her page. Compare it to this picture, or this one.
The question I have for her is, how’d she get to be standing next to it like that?
Ok, for those of us not on anyone’s Hella Cute list… should we start a “Posters who most likely have a great personality or a sweet spirit” list?
“Oh Lord, it’s hard to be humble, when you’re hella cute in every waaaaaaaaaaaaay!”
{ahem}
I have lots of new pix, just none easily available (i.e., I don’t think I’ve updated my web page since like 1997). I’ll get on it.
Esprix
