Why did that guy in the next stall take off one pant leg? Why is he sitting there with his pants half-off? By the gods of my people, may I never find out what is going on over there.
Aww, come on, you’re really going to leave us hanging?
“What kind of sick are you?”
“What kind of surgery are you having? Why?”
Nope, Minneapolis. We’re guessing a drug deal, based on the local paper. But since this happened in a new hotel/waterpark first thing in the morning, it was a bit surreal.
Anyway:
“What’s that brown thing floating in the pool?”
“Is that smoke?”
Eli