Why did that guy in the next stall take off one pant leg? Why is he sitting there with his pants half-off? By the gods of my people, may I never find out what is going on over there.
[QUOTE=Sunrazor]
After grudgingly agreeing to a sleep-over in the back yard to celebrate my son’s 16th birthday, I awakened at 3:00 a.m. and wondered, “Why are there three policemen in my yard?” My wife put on her housecoat and hurried outside, then came back inside a few minutes later. She actually said to me, “Go back to bed. You don’t want to know.”
Ah, blissful ignorance!
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Aww, come on, you’re really going to leave us hanging?
“What kind of sick are you?”
“What kind of surgery are you having? Why?”
[QUOTE=Kat]
Was the hotel in Illinois?
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Nope, Minneapolis. We’re guessing a drug deal, based on the local paper. But since this happened in a new hotel/waterpark first thing in the morning, it was a bit surreal.
Anyway:
“What’s that brown thing floating in the pool?”
“Is that smoke?”
Eli