My former roommate practices nudist astrology in Pittsburgh.
You’re lucky you got your paper bag back.
Please do not steal the hotel towels.
Next time try a larger stapler.
I believe I shall never see a poem as lovely as a big, rotting tree carcass.
If you were traveling cross-country on a 3 story canoe, how many waffles would if take to build a Venezuelan doghouse?
When a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?
Come on people, these sentences aren’t random.
How about this one drawn from recent CNN news stories:
“The U.K. Minister scares cruise ships raging on Mars.”
See your veterinarian for an arthritis exam.
(actually, that came straight from an ad for dogs on TV)
You might want to connect the toilet to the pipe before you try to use it.
Maybe not to you, but my sentences randomly pop into my brain. Then I rush over here and post my little seedling of knowledge.
[sub]No comments from the peanut gallery, please. I know I don’t have a life.[/sub]
We’ve taken the coffee you normally drink and replaced it with radioactive chicken doo.
It’s easy to convert the left hand fitting to a right hand fitting, but then it wouldn’t fit and you’d have to reupholster the love seat.
How now brown cow
Forty feet of ice cream flavored shampoo, of course.
So I guess it was about the time the cum stains started talking to me that things started to go down hill. This guy knows what I’m talking about, right? 'Sup?
So I guess it was about the time the cum stains started talking to me that things started to go down hill. This guy knows what I’m talking about, right? 'Sup?
Yeesh, what the hell’s up with Wakko and the watermelon?
I have good news and bad news. Good news I found a nickel, bad news Aliens are taking over earth. More good news I named my nickel Philip, more bad news it is a girl nickel.
A nickel to anyone who can cite this.
Truly random:
The first sentence I hear on the TV (and I’m watching a Van Damme movie, so it could be a doozy.
“Hey, they got guns – we’re trapped!”
– swear to god.