I CAN!!! I CAN!!! It’s from The Fairly Odd Parents and was spoken by Cosmo, his fairy god father, yeaaaaah.
the lonely asparagus wandered for many days in search of the mystic mung bean.
“Then what?”
“Then a man with a fire engine came and told us about Francis the Talking Mule”
I think my Buick is conspiring against the Prince of Wales.
Yeah, they are. Clearly it wasn’t about randomly generating sentences, which would be pretty boring (like watching Madlibs), but randomly generating the contexts of sentences.
Some of these are pretty lame, but some are also pretty cool.
Salt pork and hardtack for all my friends!
Where might I politely spit out this chewy haggis?
I was thinking that maybe I’d go, but then I realized that the foot locker was wide open!
Okay Grandma, before you submit that dissertation to the committee I think that I should inform you of a few things: Winnie the Pooh did not invent the dildo (oh, there goes your thesis); autism is not a religion; and horse laxatives should not be snorted under the circumstances that you listed.
Opportunity knocks, but I never thought it would be shave-and-a-haircut.
I don’t know about you, but if a pig ever danced a jig on my ass and then threatened me with weapons, I’d WANT him to scamper out of range…
Well, you’re weird because you didn’t see your mother naked often enough.
Mr. Speaker, Dominatrix, members of Parliment Funkadelic, Canada: I thank the Spectacle; I know the ultimate Sacrifice.
Time wounds all heels.
Retirement is the antidote for work.
Often fame means dying at the right time.
So the bartender gives the farmer’s daughter $300 for the parrot and the rabbi says to the gorilla: “That’s easy for you to say!”
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
well, it’s a sentence (albeit in cat language…)
d&r
The tangerine cigarette butt is on the fuzzy carpet under the hamsters furball.
The hypenated address was re-routed across the pond
But Flynn let drive a single,
to the valley,
it rattled in hate,
She looked so good wearing a vinyl dress with tarpaper for shoes.