I’ve got things to see and people to do.
no wait a minute I got that backwards.
I’ve got people to do and things to see
There much better.
One time I thought I was an alien, but it turns out I just fell asleep in my oven.
Handel seems to be reacting badly to the situation.
Love the Animaniacs reference, Dark Lord Davidson. 
:still a kid at heart:
But I don’t want to be a pie!
Do you walk to work, or carry a lunch?
His odious dreams are caused by a matress filled with barbed wire and tooth picks.
Urgent stop need more stop signs stop stop by stop
Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
Peace,
TN*hippie
P.S. (to the confused and/or doubtful) The sentence is grammatically correct and perfectly logical, though improbable.
Nuts are fruits that have hard shells.
Go to your feet and aquire a small carflubyala.
The voices in my head are talking behind my back!
All things being equal, all things are never equal.
Hit it with a bigger hammer.
You strumpets!
I think he is trying to tell me something.
We used to have one like that, but the wheel fell off.
(No clue, but my Dad said it all the time!)
“Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?”
“i’m so logical i’m crazy.” yes, this is actually true to my hearing. in fact many of my friends say i’m that…how nice of them
I an he, as you are he, and you are me, and we are all together.
The American public’s interest in 3-cushion billiards has not been sufficiently aroused,goo goo ga joob.