Right, so where are we with that then?

Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share (MPSIMS)
#1

I assume we’ve had plenty of time to hash this out? So then–how are things looking? When can we expect it?

#2

I don’t see anything happening on this end until you take care of yours.

#3

I bought my ticket but it looks like I’ll be sitting way in the back,

#4

I’m sorry, but you’ll have to resubmit the paperwork. It seems to have been misplaced.

#5

We’re still waiting to hear back from Ops.

Oh, they did? Well, then…we’re still waiting to hear back from Tech.

#6

If you hadn’t submitted so many changes it would be done by now.

#7

I need to speak with the test marketers before I can give you an answer.

#8

Well? I’m waiting. Which is running you about $117 an hour.

#9

Where are who with what when?

#10

The whole thing is being reviewed by the lawyers right now.

You did submit all the changes to the lawyers, didn’t you?

#11

I saw them in rehearsal and they looked pretty good. It will start on time, right?

#12

I already gave it to you.

Yes I did.

Yes I did.

Oh, here it is on my desk.

#13

Don’t forget. Gerald is going to need a ride home and somebody had better order that keg.

#14

It’s fine with me. I get paid whether you use me or I sit here listening to the White Stripes on my iPod.

#15

Oh, see, here’s the problem. You didn’t give me the P.O. I can’t do anything without a P.O.

By the way, our fiscal period is up at the end of the month, better hurry before there’s nothing left in the budget for that.

#16

If it hasn’t poked through the skin yet it has probably died. You are going to have to do the high colonic all over again.

#17

The prototype arrived in my office this morning, but I think there’s a problem with the AI chip. Every time I gave it an order it bent over and tried to light its own farts.

And who the hell requested a sphinchter, anyway?

#18

I know everyone got the email - it’s not my fault if they aren’t checking their inboxes. And I still haven’t been given the eggplant and the case of scouring powder. But the napkin rings have been sent to Assembly.

#19

They called back. The public didn’t like. Now we’re having to go back to the drawing board.

#20

I’ve got the memo right here. I just forgot. It won’t happen again.