Said No One Ever

The greatest ST:TOS episode of all time? Surely that would be Spock’s Brain.

You know what? I think I see the point of that piece of Modern Art.

The people in marketing must be the most accountable people ever.

I hate having to wait weeks between clipping nails, don’t you? It’d be great if they grew fast enough that everyone would have a reason to clip them every day.

“I’m so glad that I invested my retirement savings in Franklin Mint collectables!”

I wish Nigeria had more princes, I love to hear from those guys.

Yeah mate, this week I, Ewere Okonofoua of Lagos, Nigeria, helped a number of Americans share in several misplaced fortunes! We all came out winners!

This is Tucker Carlson reminding all of you that Joe Biden is God.

I wish someone would bump the “Said No One Ever” thread.

I know exactly what Hoosier means.

$1500 for four new tires? That can’t be right. Did you include tire stem fees? Recycle fees? Compressed air recovery fee? C’mon that seems criminally low.

Ibrahim! Our American friend has sent the transaction fees! Wire him the $30,000,000 at once!

My support for this sports team has nothing to do with sentiment or emotion. It’s based completely on objective facts.

Yes, I’d like the extended warranty for this $9.99 pair of knock-off earbuds.

I’ll wait on the bicyclist. He has the right of way.

-“BB”-

I’d better read the entire “Said No One Ever” thread before posting to make sure nobody has posted my idea already.

Parenting gives me so much energy!

Sure wish someone would call during dinner time to advise me that my vehicle warranty is going to expire.

I hope my neighbor’s car alarm goes off again tonight just as I’m falling asleep.

Mmmm! Pinot Noir mixed with Fanta - what a delightful combination.