Now he apologizes for the assassination crack.
Mighty damn nice of him considering he never said it in the first place.
I’ve pulled an eye muscle rolling my eyes so much at this sack of crap.
I’m not a Christian, and don’t claim to hold high regard for human life. I also say it’s unfortunate that Chavez doesn’t respond in kind.
How am I a hypocrite? Although you’re right – I’m not really stunned at the hypocrisy. I will be stunned if he doesn’t try to weasel out of this one.
How about it, Pat? Stand up and reiterate your call for the assassination of Chavez! Tell us again why this is important to the USA. What’s that? We’ve mis-apprehended your intent? What a surprise.
I found my new favorite quote on this site:
“The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians.”
– Pat Robertson, fundraising letter, 1992
I musta missed that memo. Do I have to practice Lesbianism randomly or what?
You have to keep practicing until you get it right.
If Pat Robertson issues anymore Fatwas this year, I’m going to issue a Fatwa on him!
Perferably with few clothes on, with a bit of oil, on pay-per-view 
Mmmmmmmmm…hot oily lesbians…
How do I know when I got it right? Should I video tape it for others to critique?
And Shirley’s Popularity Points just went thru the roof!
The Pentagon is in Virginia, you brainless piece of beaver shit.
SEE!!! He didn’t say “assassination”, he said “assassinate”!!! When are you godless Pinko Jihadis gonna stop hating America???
[Emily Litella]
“Never mind.”
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It takes some kind of balls - or idiocy - to issue denials like Robertson when he made those comments on television. 
Naw, not as long as you’re preaching to the faith-based community – they’ll take anything you say on faith, right? Reality is irrelevant.
And resistance is futile.
Hot damn, I got it backwards! I left my children and killed my husband. :mad:
Now I have to start over again.
:rolleyes:
Hey, as long as you didn’t practice capitalism and destroy witchcraft, you’re still on the right track.
On CNN, no less. I think these people forget they’re on camera while they get into these discussions, and don’t remember until after they’ve spoken.
Sorry. I guess you’re not a hypocrite after all. I had indeed assumed you were a person with a high regard for life and a moral standard more or less in accordance with that. However, now that I see I was wrong and that you apparently hold no particular regard for human life in general, and that you only seem to find murder objectionable if a hypocritical Christian is calling for it, I see I was in error.
I would point out, however, that: it appears to take a great deal more for Robertson to call for murder than it does for you; he appears to be much more concerned for the lives of human beings in general than you do; he only rarely feels murder is justified, whereas you seem to have a much lower threshold (to say the least).
Therefore, I would suggest that even the likes of Robertson (of whom I am no kind of fan) is far superior to you in terms of overall human worth, and that the world is far better off with the likes of him than it is with the likes of you.