Sarcastic Answer Theater

**What are some good books on zen buddhism? **
Just read an empty sheet of paper whilst sitting in a pitch black room.

Sticky in Cafe Society
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Well, I am sure our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ will be glad to hear of that.

We don’t often see much action in About Cecil’s columns

**The Two-rooks Rule in Chess **
And the knights rock, dude!

**The decade is almost half over. What are we calling it anyway? **
Pretty much a waste of time.

**Does running burn more calories than walking? **
And does it echo?

**Monopoly and Free Parking rule variations **
One of Bach’s lesser works. Stick to Goldberg

**Unassisted triple play **
Dear Penthouse, I never thought I’d be writing this

**Could early man only see three colors? **
Yes, but after sun rise he could make things out much better

**Cigarette Tapping- the obvious truth **
They can only do time steps, not buck-and-wing

**Bathing in the middle ages **
After 40, most of us just take a quick shower

**A clarification for: If all Chinese jumped at once, would cataclysm result? **
It should have read "If all the Chinese jumped at once, would a cataclysm result?

What should the Dem position on Islamic terrorism be?
We’re agin it.