Screw you, ya liberal pussies.

[tomndebb]

@Dissonance

I was born in a little log cabin. My first job was baiting hooks at a fishing lake for people that didn’t want to handle the bait. I got so good at it that I was promoted to Mater Baiter.

Why would baiting hooks lead one to bait one’s mother? And why is baiting mothers a promotion?

[JRDelirious]

@stucky

I’m retired after 40 years as a cop. I have some suggestions for new legislation:

…

 The punishment should fit the crime, if you beat up some poor woman then she
 should get to beat the shit out of you with two big cops watching.

 Just my opinion.

OK, the last one I’m cool with, it’s got a certain symmetry to it, as Zathras would put it.

Otherwise, yeah, try the decaf…

[Mellivora_capensis]

Fucking coding…

[Mellivora_capensis]

@Roonwit

I think you’ve been whooshed…

//take two//

You’re probably right.

[Marley23]

@stucky

I’m 65 now.

Your profile says you’re 66. Happy birthday.

[BJMoose]

Hey, I happen to like liberal pussies. Conservative pussies are so dry. . . .
Since you’re new here, stucky, I’ll give you a tip: Marley23 is one of our cops; and he may be watching you.

And if you haven’t caught on yet, you blew the Master Baiter joke.

[jayjay]

@Ale

Being beaten up by a crippled woman? doesn’t sound so painful, I’m game.

It can be, if her disability requires the use of #10 DORRANCE STAINLESS STEEL HOOKS!

Wouldn’t be pretty…

[Jettboy]

Christ, what are they putting in the donuts these days?

[Death_of_Rats]

On the plus side, if the OP’s dream ever does come true I now know the first person on my list to report as a childraping speeder who just beat up an old woman. If I am lucky he might argue with the arresting officer over whether or not he needs the badge number!

[twickster]

@Scissorjack

I blame jazz. Jazz and cubism.

I am intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

[Swallowed_My_Cellphone]

@Mudshark

Those cubists…a sneaky bunch they are.

The girls would be hot, but their knees are too sharp.

[Polycarp]

@Rand_Rover

Damn it dad, back in your room! I told you to stay off the internet! (But thanks for helping me beat on the liberal douches a bit, I appreciate it. high five)

While we’re discussing the “Don’t be a jerk” rule…

[Rand_Rover]

@Polycarp

While we’re discussing the “Don’t be a jerk” rule…

Takes one to know one. Being a Christian is being a jerk by defintion. The religion was founded by a jerk and promotes jerkitude in every one of its core tenets (e.g., believe the same things I do or burn in hell forever).

[Chimera]

This is a perfect example of why the Police should never be the ones to decide the laws or what they can do.

Dumbshits that argue after they’re arrested should be shot.

Because of course, no one is ever arrested by mistake, or under fraudulent charges, or because the cop is making a false assumption about what is happening. Because no one should ever have the right to protest, or demand to know why they’re being arrested. Because the cops are the most perfect examples of righteous humanity ever to walk on the face of the Earth, are never assholes, and never make mistakes.

Right? :dubious:

If someone says “I want your badge number”, shove the badge up their ass.

Whereas I’d say that if the cop refuses to provide this information or is anything but polite in providing it, he should be suspended or fired.

Rapists and child molesters should be executed upon arrest, fuck their right to a trial.

Because, of course, there are never any FALSE charges of rape or molestation. :rolleyes:

[Discordia]

@Polycarp

While we’re discussing the “Don’t be a jerk” rule…

That rule is just a CYA when the board wishes to get rid of someone they don’t like. There are tons of jerks on this board, Diogenes, Der Trihs, Shodan, etc etc.

[hotflungwok]

@Rand_Rover

Being a Christian is being a jerk by defintion. The religion was founded by a jerk and promotes jerkitude in every one of its core tenets (e.g., believe the same things I do or burn in hell forever).

C’mon now, Jebus wasn’t a jerk. He was a loon. And a liberal one at that.

[Marley23]

@Discordia

That rule is just a CYA when the board wishes to get rid of someone they don’t like.

Dang, he’s onto us. :rolleyes:

[VinylTurnip]

@Discordia

There are tons of jerks on this board, Diogenes, Der Trihs, Shodan, etc etc.

<clears throat loudly>

[FoieGrasIsEvil]

RPG’s for speeders going 10mph over the limit? Even Machiavelli is shaking his head.

[Lightnin]

@BJMoose

Hey, I happen to like liberal pussies. Conservative pussies are so dry. . . .

… and never open to new things.

Thanks, folks- I’ll be here all week. And don’t forget to tip your waitress!