Well, I’m owned by ssskuggiii now, so I guess I can’t be sold again.
Where did you learn to count? Everyone knows that a jillion dollars is more than a bazillion. But, in case you are in doubt, I’ll have to go higher and bid…a bajillion dollars. I don’t think there’s a higher number in the universe.
Plus, I’ll throw in all my quarters (which are worth more than anything else at college, so this is a big sacrifice.)
(Silver Fire is SO going to be mine.)
Sorry to disappoint your sensitivities, little one.
I gave Ms. Writer the option because she was not yet officially up for auction. Now that she is in, well, rest assured she will be treated as the others. 'Course, this means extraordinary pampering and hours upon hours of…training.
A gentleman never tells. Trust me. [sub]I read that somewhere.[/sub]
thinksnow, your bid certainly turned my furnace on. whew Sounds like a winner to me!!
Maeglin, did you miss the part of my bid saying I bid Regis Philbin’s head on a pike? That beats your petty Iceland bid! 
Shux, Ms. Rabbit, t’weren’t nuthin.
[sub]You’re next** 
You have any ideas on my possible activities this weekend? (see my sig)
Well, as no one seems to be accepting my marriage proposals lately, I might as well put myself up for auction. Do I have to fill out forms or anything for this?
Let’s see if I can get a nibble here…
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I don’t have any leather restraints, or the undying love of a certain talented writer…but I would make a good temporary slave…dpr seems to like me 
I’d bid on you evilbeth, but your name scares me off (oh yeah, and I’m married too).
I’ll nibble. 
Scares you off? Well, then, what kind of master could you be anyway? But thanks anyway!
Wait, do you mean you don’t have undying love FOR me? Or that I don’t love you undyingly? Because…you know…I could be persuaded. I’m sure I can develop an undying love for you. Do you think this would help our position as slaves any? I’m willing to give it a shot.
-L
Dude, that pike has been around the block a few times, and everyone’s had a piece of the head. It’s just not worth as much as it used to be.
I can always throw in Kathy Lee Gifford’s wriggling tongue…
I just want to emphasize that jarbabyj, the honey blonde, germanic submissive is still available.
It’s just that I’m kneeling here in the corner with my head bowed, not speaking until I’m spoken to.
like a good slave should.
[sticking tongue out at SexyWriter] so there [/sticking tongue out at SexyWriter]
jarbaby
Damn! It’s chicks like you who make it hard for me to get whipped.
The only chance of me being quiet involves a gag.
To quote an oft use passage in fourth grade classrooms everywhere: Don’t stick that thing out unless you plan to use it.
-L
I have a Doc Hollywood cat o’nine that smells like three in one oil. Any idea what this is used for? It has a tendency to make a snap at the slightest provocation. I guess it goes back in storage.
I’ll start in on the bidding for the lovely Nymysys with a googolplex of lira! Oh, damn. I suppose that’s only the equivalent of about four cents. Okay, how about tickets for two to the most recent showing of Mozart’s Requiem – it’s being performed by lemmings in downtown Calcutta? No takers? I could up the ante on all of this sheep talk and cut straight to the chase: yes, you know, I’m talking about dromedaries! Everyone secretly yearns for those curvaceous humps and salivating lips just as I do! There isn’t anything quite like being able to swap spit with your partner from twenty paces, is there? So there you have it – a harem of dromedaries where you get to play sultan of the sands and wet your palate on a lovely oases (nudge, nudge, wink, wink). Well, Nymph, just for you, I’ll include all three priceless treasures in my opening bid. Beat that teeming millions!
It looks like the OP has abandoned us. There has been no ruling on any of our various bids.
If we don’t hear back from him soon, I’m just going to do this the old-fashioned way: take my desired merchandise and leave. Eminent domain. Manifest destiny. Finders keepers.
snaps light iron collar around SexyWriter’s neck, then attaches leash, then gives her a hard smack on the hinder just for general principles
You’d like that, SexyWriter, wouldn’t you? You may answer before I insert the ball gag.
Fiver, I’m pretty sure bidding is still open. Plus, I learned that aggression is 9/10ths of the law.
If bidding did close, and you won, congrats. Did you want to borrow the 20 feet of studded leather straps I just pulled out of storage?
I’d be the first to bid on jarbabyj, but I’m intimidated by bidding on people with higher post counts than I have. Maybe we could work something out, jarbabyj?