ah don’t worry about it bashy, most of my posts are crap anyway. 
jarbaby
I WOULD like that, but could you…hmmmmemmmppphhhphhhmmmmmmppp hmmmmmmmphhhh
I don’t suppose anyone is interested in a bitter old cat lady?
I think you’re mistaking pikes here. The pike with Bob Dole’s head on it was the one that was passed around a bit. This pike is fresh as fresh can be!
*Note: There have been many Regis Philbin’s Head on a Pike imitations, but this is the only real thing!
SexyWriter has been removed from this thread. I have collared, leashed and branded her, and she is no longer available for purchase.
Well, since I got outbid for SexyWriter and evilbeth hasn’t responded to my nibble …
I’ve always thought you’re a pretty hot babe. 
hmmm…third choice. Heck,that’s a lot better than I have ever had before.
Well, I just didn’t know you were in the auction until now.
I did just join in…the ol’ self esteem is at an all time low right now, so I thought I might bolster it by participating here. People like me better online than IRL, it seems. 
OK, I haven’t desrted the boards or this thread. But - in yet another chapter of the interesting recent life - Brisbane had flashflooding last night and I am without power and net access.
I don’t have time right now, but on Monday (Sunday US time) I will evaluate the bids and announce who’s ahead for each slave. Oh, and who’s for sale.
Though at a glance comparing transmogrifiers to sheep to money will be very interesting…
Just remember my terms and conditions.
Oh jeezus . . . I figured you’d be the first to throw li’l ol’ me in there . . .
Tripler
Creator of all that is sturdy construction.
Being there, doing that. Wanna t-shirt?
As the glamorous slave women in their tight-fitting, ripped bodices step up to the block, flirting outrageously and immodestly with every potential master, the quiet boy crouched in the corner permits himself a small breach of etiquette by looking up to survey the masters… but they’ve all swarmed to the girls.
A small tear rolls down his cheek. Oh, to find a gentle master to give himself to…
<tackles Euty on his way to the bidding table for Cyndar>
Ooooh, that’s not gonna get me any points with the mods, but hey, it’s Cyndar, for chrissake!
<Empties out entire contents of an extremely large bank account at her feet>
Now, understand that this is only a preliminary payment for such a beautiful woman such as yourself. Rest assured that wines, dines, massages, chessy poetry, and anything else you feel like making me do to humiliate myself, shall follow.
There. Now I just have to weather the other bidders here.
You didn’t hear my soft moans of pleasure? Hmmph! Must be because of all the attention you were paying to everyone else!
But seeing as how you are my only nibble and Tripler seems to want you out of the running for Cyndar…still interested?
Hey! I just thought of something… wasn’t someone just trying to get ** Sanibelman ** some action? Ummmm I’ll start the bidding at 2 dollars, 8 cents, and some pocket lint.
Chessy poetry?
“King takes Queen,
Ain’t that keen…”
-L
That mean you wanna buy me, hon?
I, um, err…
:::Persephone glances around furtively:::
[sub]I wanna bid on evilbeth.
I’ve got a 10-pack of floppy disks, half a bottle of Faygo grape soda, and some yarn.
:::slipping quietly into the crowd, knowing that Euty will outbid the crap out of me…:::
Any1 left 4 me? ANY1???