’Seph, you just wanna bid on me so you can force me to return your e-mail!
[sub]I am so sorry! I went to e-mail you today and guess what? My e-mail thingy has eaten several e-mails. Who knew those warnings that I had exceeded space were serious? Can you send me the address I’m supposed to use? I’ll try and make it worth your while! ;)[/sub]
Good God, how did I miss all this?
:: strips down to auction gear of thong, nipple rings and f*ck me shoes ::
Assuming there’s anyone here who thinks they’re man or woman enough to own me.
Ahem. A good slave does not refer to herself in the first person, and she certainly does not capitalize references to herself.
Make the necessary corrections, and we’ll talk.
::just wondering how long it will be until someone pops in here or starts a Pit thread about how completely non-PC a “slave” auction is–quite surprised it hasn’t happened yet!::
Yeah sure. I already have one from the Chastity Club. I’m getting quite a collection!
Ahem.
No, evilbeth, that’s not why I’m bidding.
Heh.
Let me generate some interest by saying that I have been in that damn Chastity Club for WAY too long.
:: looking positively contrite and throwing self at manhatten’s feet ::
Forgive this poor and penitant one, sir! It has been too long since there was a real master in her life.
:: grovel ::
::whispering to arden::
they like it when you spell their names correctly, too!
[sub]but what do I know, I have only gotten 3 bids![/sub]
Actually, I was referring to andygirl, but I am all for improving my place in the slave hierarchy!
T-shirts, eh? Well, I’ve got plenty of em, if you like them, but Hell, after reading this:
“Let me generate some interest by saying that I have been in that damn Chastity Club for WAY too long,” I’d go rob a friggin’ Old Navy.
And yes, SexyWriter, chessy poetry. It’s good stuff, you should try it. <glances around nervously>
I bid…one lap in Dale Earnhardt Jr’s race car, and the opportunity for her to sit on his lap at the time, and a poster signed by various NASCAR greats for Sapphire Bullet.
Keith
P.S. Oh yeah, I am available for auction too…
Did I ever mention I actually was once sold in an actual slave auction?
Esprix
Wait a minnit, I thought you were the one that wanted to buy me!. I’m so broke I can’t pay attention!!
So how ‘bout it ladies?! Bidding on one rugged lookin’ fellah starts a a $1.35 . . .
Tripler
Do I hear $1.50?
Well then…
I’ll bid $2 and some hockey tickets for Trip.
smooch and a hug
Okay, having flicked through the bids I can announce the leading offers so far. You should all take note that I will be closing bids on the first three loveley ladies very shortly so you’d better hurry. And no, I won’t give you a time: get your bids in or miss out. It could be at any time whatsoever. FTR I think you’re seriously undervaluing these girls….
Leading bids:
**Silverfire: **a bajillion dollars (bouv)
**Saph: **still tryin to compare Odie’s (one lap in Dale Earnhardt Jr’s race car, and the opportunity for her to sit on his lap at the time, and a poster signed by various NASCAR greats for Sapphire Bullet) and Ender’s Gameboy’s (2.5 million and a transmogrifier) bids. Someone please outbid them so I don’t have to……
**Nym: **The SDMB Rosetta Stone, his professional engineering services and a free delta flight (thinksnow) vs. Iceland (maeglin) hmmmmm……
The unexpected additions to the slave blocks:
**Sexywriter: ** $932.71, a bad book on C programming and pilferred office supplies (bashere)
**Evilbeth: **a 10-pack of floppy disks, half a bottle of Faygo grape soda, and some yarn. (persephone)
**Cyndar: **an “extremely large bank account” (jester)
**Direwolf: ** $5000 plus an 89 taurus (screech-owl)
**Tripler: ** $2 plus some hockey tickets (Falcon)
**Matt_mcl: ** a blank cheque plus $5 (freyr)
We also have suddenly had new stock become available:
**Porcupine: **another Chicago girl. Very intelligent, financially secure and independent in every sense. Always nice to talk to and is comfortable with who she is. Loves laughing and life.
**Odieman: ** Proof that good things come in small packages. He may not be the tallest doper but his huuuuge heart more than makes up for it. A must-not-miss opportunity!
**Cyndar (aka michi): ** the cute and very compassionate vet nurse whose friends have interesting tastes in clothing. She’s intelligent, genuine and a hoot to talk to.
jarbabyj the honey blonde, germanic submissive is still available
Ah heck I’m not going to complile a par on all the new people…. Bid on who you know. If you don’t know them search for some of their posts…
Bid now: tomorrow could be too late!!!
Obviously dpr does not place great value on hot lesbian loving.
No matter. Regardless of who “wins” Silver Fire, she shall be mine. No woman can resist the force that is sapphism.
Saph, you want to come along for the ride? 
Okay, I know I can’t be chopped liver with the bid of Iceland and all, but why am I the only girl andy hasn’t mentioned? I thought we had a rapport, too.
Well, Nym, I thought you were already mine. There’s room in my lap…
Ladies, I propose a cruise of the Greek islands. First stop is Lesbos, of course.
Andy, you said the hot lesbian loving (priceless in my estimation if it came from you) was FOR THE GIRLS. Not the charity. Therefore it can’t be included sadly.
The girls part of the bid was just to ensure you’re worthy of them and that you’ll take good care of them. YOU don’t have to prove oyurself in that respect hon.
<andy rummages through her supplies>
<finds a piece of cardboard>
<squeak, squeak>
<proudly holds up sign>
HOT LESBIAN LOVING FOR CHARITY
Inquire within.