Spider Pig!
Spider Pig!
Does whatever a Spider Pig does!
**Dear Mr. Rolleyes
Fuck my roommate
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Dreams that affect you emotionally (even after you wake up)
Spiders!
**Fuck my roommate
I Pit Premature Sex and the Importance of Sex (especially in Western culture)
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What would prevent Papa John’s from deducting health insurance from employee pay?
Illiteracy
“So, you deliver the pizza, and in return I give you this many of the pieces of paper with the guy with the big forehead and the poofy hair on them.”
“Great! Say, do you think you could deduct my health insurance premiums from my pay?”
“Aww, man…”
I’m getting bloody sick of Account Services!
She called me a nerd
That ‘Heather’ is a bitch! :mad:
**Anyone ever seen this strange film?
No more Taco Salad at Wendys **
Yeah, wasn’t that the sequel to “Breakfast at Tiffany’s”? It wasn’t as good, though.
If You’re Married and Don’t Know it, Raise Your Hand
New Gun
Humans are getting stupider every day. Or maybe only researchers are?
This is either the Darwin Awards or the IgNobel Prizes. I’m just not sure which.
** Tell me the differences between cheap shoes, and expensive shoes.
Hormones, Tears and Cramps at age 53? WTF?**
Wow, those Florsheim people are really going in for the hard sell.
I’m getting bloody sick of Account Services!
Please Enjoy the Unavoidable Suffering
Is that how Rachel starts the call now? At least she’s being honest.
**New Gun
Mr. Shoe is in the hospital **
Remember to point the end with the hole in it away from you!
** Fuck my roommate
If it’s so important to you, YOU do it!**
** Recipe for those dense, puck-like oat cakes found at coffee houses/health food stores
OMG I am so sick.**
** My son hides feces around the house
Gym Etiquette**
You can do that at the gym, as long as you wipe down the equipment afterwards.
** Boy, those Jehovah’s Witlesses drones sure left fast…
New Gun **
** Scrabble on facebook. What do you think?
Bingo**
I don’t share your enthusiasm, but I’m very happy for you.
** What music was playing when you lost your virginity?
Feeling a manic phase coming on**
No wonder she kept telling me to slow down.
**What were the fads when you were in school?
sex **
How do I explain to an interviewer that I was fired?
"Often, when I rush a bowel movement, tactical errors are made."
DAMMIT! Stole mine! :mad:
