** Why do people despise weakness?
What characteristics should humanity’s predator have?**
Be able to identify the weak, and then eat them.
** In your experience, what is the worst type of pain?
Exes who never go away**
Britain is shocked that this man turned out to be a pedophile
Colorado legalized it!
They’re on a roll, aren’t they?
Karma strikes the -99 household.
schadenfreude motherfucker
The SDMB. Just one big happy family.
** Rrrrgh… why won’t this stupid ukulele stay in tune?
Let’s do Ramen!**
Wow, you guys really know how to party. 
** What would be your teleportation list?
GOP Nominee in 2016**
** Is this sexual harrassment?
Women keep their girlfriends away from me. **
**Makeshift sabot tank rounds
Ceramic pistols
So who’s being the bigger jerk in this situation? **
** She called me a nerd
Solar total eclipse bragging
**
She’s right.
New Gun
President Obama Is Coming to Town
:eek:
** Another Election Question
Can anyone become morbidly obese?**
I brought this up at Chris Christie’s news conference, and, like, he got real mad at me.
**How did you get your job(s)?
Doing nice things for people
**
That’s how I got elected as Secretary of Doing Nice Things for People.
AMAZING Norweigan Military Show
New Gun
Norway doesn’t have much of a military presence these days, we gather.
**In your experience, what is the worst type of pain?
SDMB Christmas Exchange 2012
**
** Poll: Which forms of multiculturalism do you believe are beneficial to society?
What kind of dog would you recommend for us?**
A mutt, obviously.
**What’s the (political) quote I’m thinking of?
President Obama Is Coming to Town
SDMB Christmas Exchange 2012 **
** Is there any legal justification for impeachment of Obama
Punish like it’s 1699: Public shaming is back**
Don’t impeach him - make him wear a sandwich board that says “I went over the fiscal cliff with John Boehner”.
** AMAZING Norweigan Military Show
A Jewel of a Horse**
Norway doesn’t have much of a cavalry, either.
** Good thoughts for my grandmother please?
She called me a nerd
**
** Ok, WTF [why does the toilet smell like ham?]
Spiders!
**
The elusive ham spider.