**Build a working vampire
Laverne or Shirley?
**
** Statehood for DC?
Cash only lanes needed.**
What is it like to be able to fall asleep easily?
What? She wasn’t tired, she was HIGH??
That explains it.
**lotto max in canada
Money problems/How to solve them **
Um, maybe not.
Right now in MPSIMS:
What? She wasn’t tired, she was HIGH??
** Colorado legalized it!**
**Is Donald Trump mentally ill?
Best ways to talk to the demented
**
** Any men who wear hats?
Would you chip your kids?**
Isn’t that what happened in “The Adjustment Bureau”?
**What dreams have you achieved and what sacrifices did you make?
Would you rather pee or poo your pants? **
After all the pushing and effort, it turned out that all I had to do was relax and let go…
**Michelle Obama and oldest daughter look like sisters.
Hirsute.
**
** Sex is a mortal sin in the Catholic Church
Are we “Lambs heading to Slaughter”**
Yes, I fear we probably are…
Identifying true mead
Colorado legalized it!
You sure you don’t mean “true weed”?
Anyone near Memphis need a cat?
", said no one ever
People in Memphis don’t like cats? 
** Why doesn’t anyone air a debate show?
How Long Could We Keep A Human Head Alive?**
High time “Talking Heads” were taken to the next level.
** People who share depressing thoughts after you’ve told them to stop
Kiplinger’s list of the 10 worst majors (for your career)**
Alright, it was stupid to major in duckpin bowling. Now leave me alone!
** “Hi! This is why you don’t buy an iPad from Walmart
…”, said no one ever **
**On being happy 
Colorado legalized it! **
About time.
** Is this (sexual) statement a compliment, an insult or something else?
Help me ID this condom. **
As come-ons go, it’s pretty weak.
**Britain is shocked that this man turned out to be a pedophile
Jackson on the $20
**
**Where should I start with Sherlock Holmes?
Marijuana legalization & parenting **
I’m pretty sure Mr Holmes is quite familiar with narcotics legislation. But I think you’re right about his over reliance on Mrs Hudson’s housekeeping.
**How much MORE trouble does running (on foot) from the cops get you?
Idiot version of UK police thing
**
**My wife taught our niece to say “Suck It!”
Britain is shocked that this man turned out to be a pedophile
**
Well, woman, actually.