Parenting help: 5 month old weaning herself from the breast.
What were the fads when you were in school?
**Will you go shopping on Black Thanksgiving?
Pick Your Adoptive Parents
What music was playing when you lost your virginity?
Ask the Synesthetes
What were the fads when you were in school?
Buying Prescription Drugs from Canada **
(There’s an intervening title, but it’s for a thread that’s been re-homed)
"Often, when I rush a bowel movement, tactical errors are made."
My son hides feces around the house
MythBusters and Alton Brown
"In Bruges"
Some sort of Belgian Waffle Explosion Special?? 
**I have a few problems with these theories on the universe. Why am I wrong?
Illiteracy **
You can’t expect to understand cosmology if you don’t learn to read first!
** Money matters. Seriously need your advice!
How much is your time worth? **
You get what you pay for. That’ll be $50. 
**Humans and butt wiping
“Often, when I rush a bowel movement, tactical errors are made.”
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** Historically, have any former presidents gone back to a “real job” after they served?
Cost of expression of anal glands**
“We wanted to hire you to be our corporate spokesman, Mr. Clinton, but…phew!”
**My son hides feces around the house
Wife says people are hording twinkies… really America? **
Well, that is a creative euphemism!
**Is penis in vagina sex instinctive?
How do “instincts” work?
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Don’t you mean “Fucking instincts, how do they work?”
**What were the fads when you were in school?
Opening a savings account for someone else **
What a nice thing to do for your fellow students
** Wife says people are hording twinkies… really America?
Ask the conspiracy theorist
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** Why is Beethoven considered a genius?
Mayonnaise-covered turkey**
But remember, Mendelssohn invented deep-fried Twinkies.
My poor friend in primary school
Just got laid off.
“Poor?” When I was a kid that would’ve been a blessing!
My friend just got robbed
Where should I go on a short, short notice vacation.
:dubious:
**Humans and butt wiping
How much extra is this service at the kennel?
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I dunno, some of the dogs would prolly do it for free.
**We come from the land of the ice and snow…
Africa for Norway
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Conspiracy Theorists
Simple Lictus’s Suspension - Really?
Yes, really! He knew too much…and had to be silenced.
fnord
Beware! The mods are all lizard people!
** Mars discovery is “one for the record books.” But what is it???
Jazz for cows…
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Buzz – that music…it’s so weird! What is it?
**Jazz for cows…
Africa for Norway
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Tit for Tat