Trip to London with a child
Andorra-any reason to go?
Yes. The reason to go to Andorra is because the SO it taking the kid to London.
**“Mondegreens” where you are utterly convinced that you are right, and the rest of the world is crazy
It’s Peanut Paste not Peanut Butter **
** Mars discovery is “one for the record books.” But what is it???
Coffee and Potato Chips
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Discovered in the wee hours of the morning, monitoring the Mars Rover, when the vending machines were almost cleaned out.
**Mars discovery is “one for the record books.” But what is it???
Dark Matter
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THAT’S where it’s been hiding!
**WTF just came out of my beer can?
soda tabs **
What were the fads when you were in school?
Real estate and divorce
**Has R’Lyeh been found ?
Spiders!
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*Look there! Rising from a noisome pit of primordial ooze and nacreous slime.it’s the loathsome form of Great Cthulhu with his membranous wings and gelid tentacles. The utter horror is enough to blast reason from the mind and plunge it into a miasma of Non-Euclidean horror, and…
…Aaaah! A Spider!
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It’s getting harder to listen to music
Do you know what ELSE is getting harder? HITLER!
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Nature is sexist
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** Things MEN do to make themselves attractive to WOMEN that don’t make them attractive to women
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That latter thread really lends itself to sequential thread jokes.
New State Mottos
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There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
And he said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a cunt, I would fuck it."
– new Massachusettes state motto
Thanksgiving Horror Stories?
Could you live off Dietary Supplements?
Poll: Cranberry sauce, canned or homemade.
Mom’s cooking was so bad, the only nutrition in the house was multivitamins and canned jelo
**Are porn stars physically damaged by their work?
Are these bullet holes? **
Talk about a rough shoot…
Mars discovery is “one for the record books.” But what is it???
Free Wifi???
I don’t care if it’s cheating to use Sequentials from New Posts, this one’s just too good not to share:
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Liquids Pouring Through a Spout-Transition to Dribbling?
Guys: You ever get stage fright at the urinal?**
**Your examples of people throwing their weight around.
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Hey - it’s only one month till the apocalypse!
Bulb burned out? Buy a new fixture!
“Hell, let’s just buy a whole new house! It’s only money!”
The long and winding divorce…
You psycho bitch!
What’s the trick to Persian girls?
Saying Grace
“For the hottie I’m about to receive…”
What causes those freaky lights in movies?
Hypocrisy … not so much
Well, if it’s not hypocrisy then what is it?