** I like fake tits better than real ones!
So what should I see in London?**
Don’t miss Harrod’s lingerie department. As a bonus, you get a free trip to the Old Bailey.
**Say up the screwing.
Just checking to say that I am still alive.
Why Thai Women Cut Off Their Husbands’ Penises
The long and winding divorce… **
Say, up the screwing or I’ll kill you, cut off your penis, and divorce your sorry ass! :mad:
Or just this pair…
The long and winding divorce…
The perfect Christmas present for. . . . well, an idiot I guess
**Asians are so bad at driving
Mr. Shoe is in the hospital
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** Why Thai Women Cut Off Their Husbands’ Penises
Asians are so bad at driving**
Maybe you do need a penis to drive; hence, lousy women drivers.
**Why Thai Women Cut Off Their Husbands’ Penises
Are “cunt” and “twat” less offensive terms in England? **
They seem to be rather offensive in Thailand, though.
** Why Thai Women Cut Off Their Husbands’ Penises
Mr. Shoe is in the hospital
Large Penis Jokes
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Last one separated by one
** The long and winding divorce…
Just checking to say that I am still alive.**
Wow, seems it’s more acrimonious than I thought!
**The newest Nigerian scam
Large Penis Jokes **
Dear christian sir,
i am writing to ask you’re help in a most urgent matter, having won the sum of $175,000,000 (ONE HUNDRED SEVENTI FIVE MILLION DOLLARS) in contest to find Africa’s Biggest Penis I am now unable to leave country with money so before organised criminals take money from me I am wishful to transfer to foreign account, for which I will share with you 25% (TWENTI FIVE PERCENT)…
Just got laid off.
So… I’m really homeless now.
All my exes still hate my guts
The ocean is reclaiming parts of my city…
Whoa, dude. I thought I was having a bad week.
**Why Thai Women Cut Off Their Husbands’ Penises
The newest Nigerian scam
Large Penis Jokes **
I am a Nigerian Prince who needs your help in reattaching my penis, which was cut off by a woman in Thailand. No, I didn’t go to Thailand; my penis is just that long, and she thought it was her husband’s!
** Anna Karenina - agree with me or my wife?
Blonde on the Fox Network**
Not really. But I did see Dolly Oblonsky on MSNBC.
**Gays Who Do Not Engage in Anal Sex
Are porn stars physically damaged by their work?
Is penis in vagina sex instinctive?
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Inquiring Minds Want To Know!
** Man dies after winning Roach Eating Contest
We’re living the dream; we just don’t realize it
**
Man! This is the Life!..Gotcha!
**Why do people get married?
How hard is it to get a date?
**
Yeah, I mean…really!
**What are the minimum prerequisites for a universe that allows for self-awareness?
Blonde on the Fox Network **
That’s setting the bar really low.
**Large Penis Jokes
Mars discovery is “one for the record books.” But what is it???
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Mine is SOOOO Big…
So what kind of dog did I rescue?
Did this dog need to be shot or not? (video)
Who are you, Michael Vick?
** Why do people get married?
At home workout with no equipment?**
Who needs a treadmill, babe - I’ve got you.
** Is childhood in the Peanuts universe miserable?
What is peanut brittle without peanuts?
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For Lucy, childhood is brittle.
** Is there a time limit to serve an insurance liability?
All of a Sudden, All My Crickets Die In A Matter of Hours**
“Sorry sir, but at Cricket Life, your policy is only good overnight.”