**Suggestions for names for my truck
Heifer International’s escape clause
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It worked for my band!
**Mars discovery is “one for the record books.” But what is it???
Mice! (Too weak for the BBQ Pit)
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** Gays Who Do Not Engage in Anal Sex
Is penis in vagina sex instinctive?
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Boy, are you in the wrong church!
The Nth Annual “What do you want for Christmas?” thread
Just got laid off.
A JOB!
** Why doesn’t Fox News have any Black Anchors?
Large Penis Jokes **
** What is the oldest electrical product still being manufactured?
All of a Sudden, All My Crickets Die In A Matter of Hours**
Must be a short circuit. I’d go back to using the Cricket Guillotine - works in a snap.
**Need help dealing with Death
New kitty. **
**What does it take to hurt Superman (ASIDE from Kryptonite)?
The Voice, Season 3
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AAaahhhh! My super-ears!
**Gays Who Do Not Engage in Anal Sex
Explain to me how this whole “frequent flyer” thing works…
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How dare you imply that they’re promiscuous!
** Help me understand some things about homosexual attraction
How hard is it to get a date?
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**Unemployment
Is it Worth Trying?
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No. The pay is terrible.
** What wacky ways would you spend a mega lottery win?
Kindle Fire or Nook?**
Hey there, you wacky big spender.
** Should Heroin Addicts Be Given Heroin?
Is Fox News really all that bad?**
If you’d heard tea partiers screaming in withdrawal after losing their cable connection, you wouldn’t be asking that question.
** New kitty.
Running, with dogs, while talking on the phone
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That is one talented hitty1
**Mars discovery is “one for the record books.” But what is it???
There is actually a special college for home schooled evangelicals -
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It’s Out Of This World!
**Are porn stars physically damaged by their work?
Getting stink out of furry slippers **
She was never quite right after what he did to her slippers…
**Celebrity deaths since 2002 that upset you most?
J. R. finally dies - Larry Hagman dead at 81
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I really loved “Dallas”
** Girl on top sexual position
What keeps you going?**
“Well, he’s taking me to Jared afterwards.”
It’s better now, with the two thread titles reversed.
** Ohio dad gets jail for mocking girl with cerebral palsy
Are “cunt” and “twat” less offensive terms in England? **
They’re not exactly polite, but most people would concede this guy was asking for it.