** What is broken?
We Have Pigeon Eggs
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You can’t make a Pigeon Omelet without breaking Pigeon Eggs
**Sharp chest pain after eating?
Having a heart attack and not knowing it
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Not funny, but food for thought.
**Do psychologists know how to be happy?
Girl on top sexual position
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**The newest Nigerian scam
Heifer International’s escape clause **
** This moron (me) needs to quit smoking… no clue how.
Non-smokers: How rampant and how deep is the smoker hate?
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** Explain to me the basic basics of the stock market
“Muppet-like beast”- WTF**
Simple - bulls make the stock go up, bears make it go down, the muppet-like beast eats the broker.
** All my exes still hate my guts
Bizarre “You might also like” suggestions from Amazon**
Don’t blame Amazon. If you buy your exes Fake Barf, you should expect Amazon to also recommend Whoopee Cushions and Joy Buzzers.
** Online Dating Experiences
Is a limp a turn-off?**
No. And they love me hump, too.
Wot hump?
** Girl on top sexual position
Online Dating Experiences
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Being “on top” online isn’t as exciting.
** Normal people reaction to ink on clothes.
WHY do people go and cover themselves in tattoo’s?
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Forget about reaction to ink on clothes. I’m much more interested in their reaction to ink in skin!
**The Mystery of the Falling Light Shade
Ask the conspiracy theorist
**
No1 Don’t ask him! His explanation will be full of the Illuminati and Space Aliens and Second Shooters!
**What would you do about a car pool mate who was constantly 3 to 8 minutes late?
Spiders!
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“Hey, man, sorry, there was really bad traffic today so…AAAAHHHH!!! WHAT’S THAT?”
** What would you do about a car pool mate who was constantly 3 to 8 minutes late?
Girl on top sexual position
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interesting, but I don’ see it working.
** Battery operated “fart collectors” could help solve the energy crisis and improve…
Gays Who Do Not Engage in Anal Sex
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**Girl on top sexual position
Should pole gymnastics be in the Olympics? Some stuff these women do is spectacular! - video
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** Girl on top sexual position
WHY do people go and cover themselves in tattoo’s?**
Just shut your eyes, dude.
The Mystery of the Falling Light Shade
What is broken?
Um, the light shade?
Butthurt, making emberassing assholic idiotic mistakes.
Can I have a little cheese with this whine?
**Astonishing political social changes in your lifetime.
Spiders! **
I, for one, welcome our new arachnid overlords.
**Holy crap! I just got…
Dust Bowl Swastikas **
Oh no!