Season of mists and mellow sequential threads

** How Fat is Too Fat?
Girl on top sexual position**

:frowning:

** On the SDMB, you will find…
House plant fungus **

Beware, there are aphids infesting GQ.

**On the SDMB, you will find…
L.E.D. Lights…gawd
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And yet we still don’t have avatars?

**What’s the trick to Persian girls?
Pronunciation of “twat” **

…No, I’m fairly sure that pronouncing it incorrectly isn’t the problem they have with you.
A christmas gift from us atheists to the religionists on the SDMB
Asshole at the St. Louis Arch-Diocese and the “Protect our Freedom Of Religion” movement.

SDMB Religionists: “Take it back!”

Separated by one:

**When did men’s shorts get longer???

Large Penis Jokes
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** Holy crap! I just got…
Albums delivered after a long hiatus by the artist(s). Are these more often masterpieces or not?**

Mostly it means UPS is slacking off again.

**Just got laid!!
Large Penis Jokes **

You call that a large penis? What a joke!

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Kate Middleton is pregnant
Moved: Duchess of Cambridge pregnant
Butthurt, making emberassing assholic idiotic mistakes
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**End of the world meal
I’m interested in learning how to cook Thai food. Thoughts, experiences, advice? **

Give it a try. It may be your last chance…

What’s the current situation in NYC?
My Bathroom Has Disappeared!
Mr. Shoe is in the hospital
I just got mugged

I see Koch is back in office.

**IVF clinics in Thailand - anyone have experience?
Kate Middleton is pregnant **

They work!!

**Aliens only abducted cows and stupid folk?
Abusive relationships? **

Well, they’re only assholes when they’re drunk.

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What’s the problem with my Full Wave Rectifier?
Gays Who Do Not Engage in Anal Sex
(NSFW) Is this picture real? Can a woman’s vagina stretch that much?**

Hee. Hee. You said “rectifier.”

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How Fat is Too Fat?
Kate Middleton is pregnant.

** Looking for advice and suggestions for a new car
What’s a non-offensive synonym for “lame”? **

Prius?

**Euphemisms in other languages
26-year-old actor Frankie Muniz has a stroke-- what?!
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Ahhh, “having a stroke”, eh?

**Stupid things you’ve done, 3rd edition
Kate Middleton is pregnant **

Oops. Sorry, William.

** Mental health situation of a person who plays the same damed 7 or 8 songs over and over daily?
Is a limp a turn-off?**

In this case, if the same damned songs are all versions of “Monster Mash”, I’m moving to a cubicle far far away.

** Is it dangerous to breathe flatulence?
What to do about female facial hair?**

Dream date, huh?

**Why is this statue blowing himself?
Back pain due to muscle strain
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That’s more of an effect than a cause.